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Tipper Gore was ahead of our time.

This is another version of the story: Women are Marrying Trees and the Reason Will Surprise You

What is the reason that won't surprise you?

1 posted on 03/01/2018 1:24:23 PM PST by nickcarraway
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Probably hitchin up with the same trees that provided them with their ugly sticks.


2 posted on 03/01/2018 1:27:04 PM PST by albie
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Are any of them marrying lesbian trees?

3 posted on 03/01/2018 1:27:10 PM PST by Songcraft ("Pray without ceasing." 1 Thessalonians 5:17)
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Those trees will do a better job at supporting those women and their children than the dead beat Mexican men who have abandoned their families and entered the U.S. illegally.


4 posted on 03/01/2018 1:27:37 PM PST by forgotten man
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At least something is giving them wood.....


5 posted on 03/01/2018 1:27:47 PM PST by Trump.Deplorable
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Entwives?


6 posted on 03/01/2018 1:28:21 PM PST by johnthebaptistmoore (The world continues to be stuck in a "all leftist, all of the time" funk. BUNK THE FUNK!)
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Oaxaca is one of five states hit hardest by deforestation, mostly caused by criminal groups, Metro reports.

Since most "criminal groups" in Mexico would gleefully murder a woman's husband while raping her as he died, what makes these women think that "marrying" a tree is going to save it from being destroyed?

7 posted on 03/01/2018 1:28:26 PM PST by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
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Well, that’s one way to get wood.


8 posted on 03/01/2018 1:28:31 PM PST by 17th Miss Regt
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This story is sappy.


9 posted on 03/01/2018 1:29:54 PM PST by BookmanTheJanitor
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Those knot holes mean nothing to them.


10 posted on 03/01/2018 1:30:00 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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I think it is our moral obligation to encourage as many Mexican Nationals currently in the US to hurry Home and Save The their National Forests, the women are lonely too.


11 posted on 03/01/2018 1:30:14 PM PST by eyeamok (Tolerance: The virtue of having a belief in Nothing!)
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Knot hole envy..........


12 posted on 03/01/2018 1:30:53 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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I interpret the action of these women “marrying trees” is an open declaration of their paganism and being earth worshipers.


15 posted on 03/01/2018 1:32:59 PM PST by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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Lotta wood in those trees.


16 posted on 03/01/2018 1:33:18 PM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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Do YEW take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife....


19 posted on 03/01/2018 1:35:14 PM PST by Impala64ssa (Islamophobic? NO! IslamABHORic)
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“Is that your trunk, or are you just happy to see me”?


20 posted on 03/01/2018 1:35:36 PM PST by gathersnomoss
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Think I’ll marry the plane I fly - but since I fly so many of the company planes would I then be a .....????


23 posted on 03/01/2018 1:40:35 PM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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Here's some music for the thread...

       "Cindy Cindy"

       "I wish I was an apple
       hanging from the tree
       and ever time my sweetheart passed
       she'd take a bite of me."


26 posted on 03/01/2018 1:51:17 PM PST by Songcraft ("Pray without ceasing." 1 Thessalonians 5:17)
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All kinds of jokes are hidden in the headline.


30 posted on 03/01/2018 1:57:49 PM PST by lurk
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Are they limited to trees with nuts?


31 posted on 03/01/2018 2:29:42 PM PST by antidemoncrat
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I guess this practice will have very little effect on criminal gangs.
Like Gun Control will not affect criminals.

32 posted on 03/01/2018 2:33:38 PM PST by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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