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1 posted on 01/30/2018 8:07:58 AM PST by EdnaMode
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To: EdnaMode

Well ain’t that a s****er


2 posted on 01/30/2018 8:09:13 AM PST by reed13k
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To: EdnaMode

Short flight. I’m surprised they didn’t jest gut it out.


3 posted on 01/30/2018 8:09:36 AM PST by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: EdnaMode

With a broken toilet, I hope they didn’t turn back too abruptly.


4 posted on 01/30/2018 8:10:20 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: EdnaMode

Of course they couldn’t fix it they all had belts on at the time.


5 posted on 01/30/2018 8:10:24 AM PST by reed13k
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To: EdnaMode

I had to check and make sure this story wasn’t from the Babylon Bee, instead of the Sacramento Bee.


7 posted on 01/30/2018 8:16:07 AM PST by Berosus (I wish I had as much faith in God as liberals have in government.)
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To: EdnaMode

It has to be fixed from the outside because THERE ISN’T ENOUGH ROOM ON THE INSIDE, not enough room to just USE IT.


8 posted on 01/30/2018 8:18:56 AM PST by red-dawg
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To: EdnaMode
> ... told Norwegian newspaper Dagbladet...

Wow! A new euphemistic cuss-word: "Dagbladet", as in:

"Hey, that's my beer, Dagbladet!"

9 posted on 01/30/2018 8:26:55 AM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: EdnaMode

They need to fly an American carrier.

Our President has eliminated the leaks.

We got the best plumbers, don’t we folks?


11 posted on 01/30/2018 8:56:20 AM PST by XEHRpa
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To: EdnaMode
So much for the mile high club on this flight...

"Is that a Master Plumber's Toilet Plunger with 19 Inch Handle, or are you just happy to see me?

-PJ

12 posted on 01/30/2018 9:01:33 AM PST by Political Junkie Too (The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
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To: EdnaMode
Was the in-flight movie...

...On A Plane?

-PJ

13 posted on 01/30/2018 9:05:19 AM PST by Political Junkie Too (The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
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To: EdnaMode

Were they all in the toilet at the same time? A case of too many cooks spoiling the broth


14 posted on 01/30/2018 9:34:25 AM PST by chuckee
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To: EdnaMode

Isn’t it ironic, don’t ya think?


15 posted on 01/30/2018 9:44:21 AM PST by Flag_This (Liberals are locusts.)
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To: EdnaMode; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON

Maybe it was 85 people pretending to be plumbers.

“Sorry, this has to go back to the shop “


16 posted on 01/30/2018 9:52:09 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Take Covfefe Ree Zig!)
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To: EdnaMode

Airplane toilets at totally different from residential. Its a pressure system. Most regular plumbers probably don’t have that training.


17 posted on 01/30/2018 10:35:54 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: EdnaMode

Disaster averted! Germany really doesn’t need 85 more plumbers.


18 posted on 01/30/2018 11:22:35 AM PST by Moltke (Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building.)
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