[grobdriver]

LOL!!!

The way that page was formatted:
"that he could shoot fireballs out of his
hands"

I was just sure the next word was going to be "ass"!

Hello Braveheart!!

[Bryanw92]

>>”he could stop running engineering department engines by pulsating electricity with his body, that he could shoot fireballs out of his hands, that he had a friend who had a motorcycle with the same engine as the ship, that he had been to space, and that before the Navy he was going to work for NASA because he had reached the pinnacle of how strong a human could be...”

Big deal. Any Navy Electrician’s Mate can do that!

[Enchante]

Umm yeah, he was psychotic.....

[Jane Long]

Whoo boy.....and we thought Cpl Klinger was cray cray.

[SaveFerris]

I remember Klinger trying for a Section 8 from the Army on M*A*S*H = this guy must be the Navy's equivalent

[Rastus]

Man, you could MacGyver up some fine $&@# with urine, feces, a camelback, a multi-tool, Peeps candy and an empty peanut butter jar. Maybe Angus would leave off the first two, though....

[ptsal]

At least, it wasn’t Twinkies.

[posterchild]

Shoot a fella could have a pretty good weekend in an engine room with all that stuff

[Ann Archy]

WTF???

[blueunicorn6]

“And an empty peanut butter jar with him”

I thought he might be crazy until I read that.

Nothing says “sane” like carrying around an empty peanut butter jar.

[Rastus]

Doesn’t say a lot about our Navy’s ship security. This guy could have been up to anything in that week.

[Billthedrill]

“So, Captain, did anyone bother to verify that my client cannot shoot flaming fireballs from his hands and does not have a friend with a motorcycle with the same engine as the ship? No? I thought not. Your honor, the defendant must be acquitted!”

[blueunicorn6]

Covered in urine and feces?

He’d been missing since shoreleave in San Francisco?

[Chode]

a guy i knows wife got kicked out of the Navy she said because she could read minds, said they gave her drugs to make it stop then kicked her out

i told her in no uncertain terms BULLSH!T!

when i told her if you could read minds, they wouldn't give you drugs to make it stop, and they would NEVER let you go, is when she had a complete meltdown...

we don't talk anymore

[where's_the_Outrage?]

Almost a Star Trek episode:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0708425/

[jonrick46]

Was he naked and high on bath salts? We have seen that before.

[CtBigPat]

Was he wearing this shirt?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Peeps.

The gateway candy.

[JesusIsLord]

The found sailor needs professional help.

[Jet Jaguar]

Ping.