Posted on 01/17/2018 3:17:11 PM PST by pabianice
A USS Shiloh sailor who was presumed to be lost at sea and hid in the ship's engine room for a week in June was found "covered in urine and feces, and had a camelback, a multi-tool, Peeps candy and an empty peanut butter jar with him," according to a Navy Times report...
Other details include information from the investigation about statements Mims made about himself, including that "he could stop running engineering department engines by pulsating electricity with his body, that he could shoot fireballs out of his hands, that he had a friend who had a motorcycle with the same engine as the ship, that he had been to space, and that before the Navy he was going to work for NASA because he had reached the pinnacle of how strong a human could be...
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"that he could shoot fireballs out of his
hands"
I was just sure the next word was going to be "ass"!
Hello Braveheart!!
>>”he could stop running engineering department engines by pulsating electricity with his body, that he could shoot fireballs out of his hands, that he had a friend who had a motorcycle with the same engine as the ship, that he had been to space, and that before the Navy he was going to work for NASA because he had reached the pinnacle of how strong a human could be...
Big deal. Any Navy Electrician’s Mate can do that!
Umm yeah, he was psychotic.....
Whoo boy.....and we thought Cpl Klinger was cray cray.
Man, you could MacGyver up some fine $&@# with urine, feces, a camelback, a multi-tool, Peeps candy and an empty peanut butter jar. Maybe Angus would leave off the first two, though....
At least, it wasn’t Twinkies.
Yeah they wore it out. I remember when Colonel Potter was interviewing him about Toledo and then asked his rank - to which he answered “Corporal” without thinking. It was funny.
Backpack, or attachment to a backpack, that carries water, delivered by tube to the user when desired.
Shoot a fella could have a pretty good weekend in an engine room with all that stuff
WTF???
Thank you Major Kong.
And an empty peanut butter jar with him
I thought he might be crazy until I read that.
Nothing says sane like carrying around an empty peanut butter jar.
Doesnt say a lot about our Navys ship security. This guy could have been up to anything in that week.
“So, Captain, did anyone bother to verify that my client cannot shoot flaming fireballs from his hands and does not have a friend with a motorcycle with the same engine as the ship? No? I thought not. Your honor, the defendant must be acquitted!”
shooting fireballs out his azz is more easily formattable. He should just lie back and think of England.
Covered in urine and feces?
Hed been missing since shoreleave in San Francisco?
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