[bgill]

Just here for the comments.

[COBOL2Java]

Original BBC headline:

Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer

[Mjaye]

Reminds me of the I Love Lucy episode where she gets locked in the walk -in freezer.

[Signalman]

The safety button to open the door had frozen in the -20 C (-4 F) chill

I don't know. Maybe it's just me but wouldn't it be incumbent upon the designer(s) of this safety button to make sure that it works in a cold environment?

Like a freezer.

[Fido969]

Why is this a viral story sweeping the globe?

Sheese.

[Dr. Sivana]

NOW we know why the Brits call them “bangers”.

[Responsibility2nd]

Butcher trapped in freezer uses sausage to bash his way out

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Won’t bashing your sausage cause you to go blind?

[Phillyred]

[jiggyboy]

The safety button to open the door had frozen in the -20 C (-4 F) chill.

"You Had One Job"

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Big Chuck and Lil John: the kielbasa kid

[fishtank]

[Mr Ramsbotham]

The one time when beating your meat is actually good for you.

[wheresmyusa]

he used the meaty tube “like a battering ram”

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Well, who hasn’t?!?

[COBOL2Java]

Butcher trapped in freezer uses sausage to bash his way out

[353FMG]

The freezer doors I knew in the 50’s had push rods on the inside that opened the door.

[Keyhopper]

What about Sinkage?