[bgill]

Just here for the comments.

[Rusty0604]

LOL

[MortMan]

Just here for the wurst of the comments?

[Larry Lucido]

He was so-sage.

[robroys woman]

This is why I always carry one with me. You never know when it will come in handy.

[eldoradude]

Must have been frozen stiff.

[real saxophonist]

After he used his sausage to bash his way out, he noticed a frozen knockwurst he could have used instead.

[ClearCase_guy]

The safety button to open the door had frozen in the -20 C (-4 F) chill.

If I were designing a safety system for a freezer, I think I would do a better job.

[dfwgator]

At least he didn't end up like Frankie Carbone.

[Larry Lucido]

Why is his butcher shop so windy?

[mountn man]

Butcher trapped in freezer uses sausage to bash his way out

Must have used a...knockwurst

[N. Theknow]

Butcher now has a LinkedOut page.

[Jonah Hex]

Man, I guess his day went from brat to wurst...

[N. Theknow]

Good thing he kept his cool.

[Jonah Hex]

At least his sausage was case-hardened...

[IYAS9YAS]

Benumbed butcher bashes icebound button with bratwurst, breaks free from below freezing brig.

[circlecity]

What? I never sausage a thing.

[lee martell]

First innocent question;
“Do you always freeze your sausage?”

Second innocent question;
“How do you thaw it out?”

Third innocent question;
“Is it still rigid after you thaw it out?”

[rdl6989]

But seriesly, walk-in freezers should not have locks.

[Red Badger]

I guess you can’t beat his meat!..................

[miliantnutcase]

Unfortunate headline...