Skip to comments.
Butcher trapped in freezer uses sausage to bash his way out
cbsaustin ^
 | Jan. 12, 2018
 | AP
Posted on 01/12/2018 8:01:17 AM PST by bgill
A British butcher who got locked in a freezer says he was saved by a frozen sausage that he used as a battering ram. Chris McCabe says he became trapped in the walk-in freezer at his shop in Totnes, southwest England, last month when wind blew the door shut. The safety button to open the door had frozen in the -20 C (-4 F) chill. McCabe told website Devon Live that he used the meaty tube "like a battering ram" and managed to unstick the button after several blows.
(Excerpt) Read more at cbsaustin.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food
KEYWORDS: england; freezer; sausage
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
 first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-58 last
To: bgill
To: bgill
    The safety button to open the door had frozen in the -20 C (-4 F) chill."You Had One Job"
 
42
posted on 
01/12/2018 8:41:52 AM PST
by 
jiggyboy
(Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
 
To: Red Badger
    I guess you cant beat his meat!..................YOU might not be able to...
But HE sure did a hell of a job beating his own.
 
43
posted on 
01/12/2018 8:42:15 AM PST
by 
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
 
To: bgill
    Big Chuck and Lil John: the kielbasa kid
 
To: IYAS9YAS
    a man saved himself using only his sausage this amazed his wife! please pardon my lame haiku attempt...
45
posted on 
01/12/2018 8:43:11 AM PST
by 
heterosupremacist
(Domine Iesu Christe, Filius Dei, miserere me peccatorem!)
 
To: bgill
46
posted on 
01/12/2018 8:43:19 AM PST
by 
fishtank
(The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
 
To: COBOL2Java
    Butcher trapped in freezer uses sausage to bash his way out
Other butchers claim that you can't beat their meat.
Come to my store, you can beat mine.
 
47
posted on 
01/12/2018 8:46:49 AM PST
by 
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
 
To: COBOL2Java
    That sausage seems a little to firm and erect after being beaten against a fridge door, I call BS on this story
 
To: Larry Lucido
    ...the fly’s turbulence...
 
49
posted on 
01/12/2018 8:53:33 AM PST
by 
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
 
To: rdl6989
    They must be able to latch shut, and since you open them from the outside thats where the latch is.
Walk-in freezer at work is through the walk in cooler. I never shut the door when going in the freezer-Id have a panic attack. The coolers safety mechanism is to dissemble the handle/latch from the inside. The beer cooler has a push handle inside. For awhile that was broken off. As one who closes alone , I was nervous until the chef fixed it!
 
To: bgill
    The one time when beating your meat is actually good for you.
 
51
posted on 
01/12/2018 9:21:01 AM PST
by 
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
 
To: bgill
    he used the meaty tube “like a battering ram”
_____________________________________________
Well, who hasn’t?!?
 
To: chemical_boy
     That sausage seems a little to firm and erect after being beaten against a fridge door, I call BS on this story  
 
53
posted on 
01/12/2018 9:33:46 AM PST
by 
COBOL2Java
(Arguing with the left is like trying to reason with a crazy bum hearing voices)
 
To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
    ‘’’Tis a good thing nobody stole the kishka!
Autocorrect thought I meant Krishna.
Ha haaaaaaaaa
 
54
posted on 
01/12/2018 9:35:34 AM PST
by 
ADemocratNoMore
(The Fourth Estate is now the Fifth Column)
 
To: bgill
    Butcher trapped in freezer uses sausage to bash his way out
 
 
55
posted on 
01/12/2018 9:39:11 AM PST
by 
COBOL2Java
(Arguing with the left is like trying to reason with a crazy bum hearing voices)
 
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
    Headline: Butcher Beats Meat to Escape Freezer!
 
56
posted on 
01/12/2018 10:26:28 AM PST
by 
MortMan
(A bird in the hand can be quite messy.)
 
To: bgill
    The freezer doors I knew in the 50’s had push rods on the inside that opened the door.
 
57
posted on 
01/12/2018 11:22:32 AM PST
by 
353FMG
 
To: bgill
58
posted on 
01/12/2018 12:05:26 PM PST
by 
Keyhopper
(Indians had bad immigration laws)
 
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
 first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-58 last
    Disclaimer:
    Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
    posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
    management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
    exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson