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To: simpson96
There's gotta be a good foundation for a country song in this incident somewhere.

Did his dog die and his wife leave him somewhere along the road?

4 posted on 01/08/2018 11:29:45 AM PST by Alberta's Child ("Tell them to stand!" -- President Trump, 9/23/2017)
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To: Alberta's Child

No, but he wrecked his Trans-Am...


8 posted on 01/08/2018 11:33:48 AM PST by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
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To: Alberta's Child

>>Travis crashed his Trans Am and was found naked at the crash scene after walking to a convenience store ... also in the nude.<<

I think that works as a cw song:

“I was naked when I crashed my Trans Am
The I went to the likker store
I don’t know what got into me
I just knew I needed more.”


12 posted on 01/08/2018 11:35:17 AM PST by freedumb2003 (obozo took 8 years to try to destroy us. Trump took 1 to rebuild us. MAGA!!)
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To: Alberta's Child

“Did his dog die and his wife leave him somewhere along the road?”

The ‘story’ is in the video.


17 posted on 01/08/2018 11:39:33 AM PST by TexasGator (Z)
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To: Alberta's Child

There’s gotta be a good foundation for a country song in this incident somewhere.
_____________________________

“I’m drunk and naked and in jail over youuuuuuuuuuu”


25 posted on 01/08/2018 11:44:27 AM PST by LydiaLong
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To: Alberta's Child

The Fools - Life Sucks then you Die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRduB40_w7k


39 posted on 01/08/2018 12:06:59 PM PST by mowowie
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To: Alberta's Child
He was drunk the day his moma got out of prison...
56 posted on 01/08/2018 2:10:26 PM PST by jmacusa ("Made it Ma, top of the world!'')
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To: Alberta's Child

“Did his dog die and his wife leave him somewhere along the road? “

The dog was already naked so he thought he’d join him.


69 posted on 03/22/2018 9:30:48 PM PDT by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest)
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