1 posted on
01/03/2018 5:55:05 AM PST by
Gamecock
To: Gamecock
Maybe it got in there accidently when someone pushed in his stool for him at the snack counter in the rec room...
2 posted on
01/03/2018 5:57:18 AM PST by
WayneS
(An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
To: Gamecock
“Honest. It wasn’t mine. I was just holding it (in my butt) for a friend.”
3 posted on
01/03/2018 6:00:38 AM PST by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
To: Gamecock
Thanks for the morning laugh!
To: Gamecock
didn’t pass the smell test
5 posted on
01/03/2018 6:00:48 AM PST by
dontreadthis
(I finally came up with this taglineI)
To: Gamecock
"Do you think this destroyed his chances at an early parole?"
"Yeah, definitely wrecked 'em."
7 posted on
01/03/2018 6:02:42 AM PST by
ClearCase_guy
(Benedict McCain is the worst traitor ever to wear the uniform of the US military.)
To: Gamecock
8 posted on
01/03/2018 6:04:05 AM PST by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: Gamecock
Possession is 9/10ths of the law.
9 posted on
01/03/2018 6:04:09 AM PST by
bgill
(CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
To: Gamecock
Possession’s 9/1Oth of the law, son (Snicker, Snicker!)
10 posted on
01/03/2018 6:08:59 AM PST by
RedMonqey
(“Rockets... Lottsa Rockets...”)
To: Gamecock
Butt wait, it gets better:
“Wylie-Biggs reportedly survived a 100-foot fall off a bridge in suburban Pittsburgh while running from police in January 2014.”
11 posted on
01/03/2018 6:09:35 AM PST by
Sequoyah101
(It feels like we have exchanged our dreams for survival. We just have a few days that don't suck.)
To: Gamecock
12 posted on
01/03/2018 6:10:45 AM PST by
Red Badger
(Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
To: Gamecock
They only write these articles to attack the gay lifestyle.
14 posted on
01/03/2018 6:21:42 AM PST by
BobL
(I used to own a truck - but I couldn't handle the lifestyle)
To: Gamecock
Reminds me of the movie LIFE with Eddie Murphy. He was explaining how the drugs a young inmate was about to take had gotten inside the prison.
15 posted on
01/03/2018 6:23:27 AM PST by
Terry Mross
(Liver spots And blood thinners..)
To: Gamecock
Who does he think he is . . . Hillary Clinton?!?!
16 posted on
01/03/2018 6:28:30 AM PST by
t4texas
(If you can't run with the big dogs . . . STAY ON THE PORCH!)
To: Gamecock
Edwin went from "They'll never find them in here" to "How dat get there!"
19 posted on
01/03/2018 6:31:02 AM PST by
4yearlurker
(Stay warm out there!)
To: Gamecock
Could have been worse, he could’ve had a K9 up his butt.
21 posted on
01/03/2018 6:51:31 AM PST by
longfellow
(Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
To: Gamecock
It could only have been funnier if he was holding a balloon of.......CRACK!!
24 posted on
01/03/2018 8:02:25 AM PST by
oldvirginian
(Happy New Year my Deplorable Friends. May President Trump continue to make liberal heads explode!)
To: Gamecock
That was his half assed story!!
25 posted on
01/03/2018 8:07:48 AM PST by
Busko
(The only thing that is certain is that nothing is certain.)
To: Gamecock
There was so much clutter in there there is no way to know who put it there.
26 posted on
01/03/2018 8:12:05 AM PST by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(Wisdom and education are different things. Don't confuse them.)
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