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Possum breaks into liquor store, gets skunky drunk
Northwest Florida Daily News ^
| December 1, 2017
| Annie Blanks
Posted on 12/01/2017 6:22:02 PM PST by Zirondelle
An opossum that snuck into a liquor store and apparently helped itself to a few drinks the day after Thanksgiving was brought in for treatment to the Emerald Coast Wildlife Refuge before being released.
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Bottoms up!
To: Zirondelle
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posted on
12/01/2017 6:25:52 PM PST
by
BigEdLB
(To Dimwitocrats: We won. You lost. Get used to it.)
To: Zirondelle
The possum was not actually drunk, but was merely pretending. They do that, to throw you off.
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posted on
12/01/2017 6:26:29 PM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(Benedict McCain is the worst traitor ever to wear the uniform of the US military.)
To: Zirondelle
An opossum gets better care than those on Obamacare, and free. Imagine that.
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posted on
12/01/2017 6:29:57 PM PST
by
Fungi
(Fungi rule the world, no one knows it yet.)
To: Zirondelle
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posted on
12/01/2017 6:33:55 PM PST
by
Slyfox
(Are you tired of winning yet?)
To: Zirondelle
"before being released"....
as future road kill.
To: Zirondelle
It just went into rehab to try and beat the rap!
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posted on
12/01/2017 6:40:29 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(0bama. The Legacy is a lie. The lie is the Legacy.)
To: Zirondelle
They are one of the most weird looking animals.
I pulled into my driveway one night and my cat had its back to the car and didn’t even turn around...odd. I get out, and he has a possum cornered. But he isn’t getting any closer. The possum walks about three feet, pauses and looks at the cat...the cat, walks parallel to it, and when it stops, the cat stops too, and they face each other.
Then the possum goes another three or four feet, as does the cat, and this repeats several times...there was something I found hilarious about it...as if the cat was looking in the mirror and saw a possum, and the possum was looking in a mirror and saw a cat...
This was back before the days of the smart phones...
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posted on
12/01/2017 6:41:01 PM PST
by
rlmorel
(Liberals: American Liberty is the egg that requires breaking to make their Utopian omelette.)
To: Zirondelle
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posted on
12/01/2017 6:52:43 PM PST
by
neal1960
(D m cr ts S ck. Would you like to buy a vowel?)
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To: Zirondelle
Black Friday deal at the liquor store!
Buy a bottle and get a possum!
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posted on
12/01/2017 7:14:38 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Slyfox
Wee Doggies!
Granny’s fixin’ her Stewed Possum Stew
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posted on
12/01/2017 7:16:26 PM PST
by
digger48
To: ClearCase_guy
" The possum was not actually drunk, but was merely pretending. They do that, to throw you off."
That was no possum.......it was Hillary in an Ardvark suit.....you know how she drinks!
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posted on
12/01/2017 7:53:54 PM PST
by
crazy scenario
("These epithets of 'moderate Islam' are very ugly, it is disrespectful and an insult to our religion)
To: Slyfox
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posted on
12/01/2017 8:39:38 PM PST
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all white armed conservatives)
To: neal1960
To: tumblindice
Granny be yelling:
"Fine government man you are. Ha! I bet you can't even find my still."
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posted on
12/01/2017 11:02:49 PM PST
by
Slyfox
(Are you tired of winning yet?)
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