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1 posted on 12/01/2017 6:22:02 PM PST by Zirondelle
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To: Zirondelle

Marsupial AA Meeting?


2 posted on 12/01/2017 6:25:52 PM PST by BigEdLB (To Dimwitocrats: We won. You lost. Get used to it.)
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The possum was not actually drunk, but was merely pretending. They do that, to throw you off.


3 posted on 12/01/2017 6:26:29 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (Benedict McCain is the worst traitor ever to wear the uniform of the US military.)
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An opossum gets better care than those on Obamacare, and free. Imagine that.
4 posted on 12/01/2017 6:29:57 PM PST by Fungi (Fungi rule the world, no one knows it yet.)
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5 posted on 12/01/2017 6:33:55 PM PST by Slyfox (Are you tired of winning yet?)
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"before being released"....

as future road kill.
6 posted on 12/01/2017 6:37:40 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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It just went into rehab to try and beat the rap!


7 posted on 12/01/2017 6:40:29 PM PST by TigersEye (0bama. The Legacy is a lie. The lie is the Legacy.)
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They are one of the most weird looking animals.

I pulled into my driveway one night and my cat had its back to the car and didn’t even turn around...odd. I get out, and he has a possum cornered. But he isn’t getting any closer. The possum walks about three feet, pauses and looks at the cat...the cat, walks parallel to it, and when it stops, the cat stops too, and they face each other.

Then the possum goes another three or four feet, as does the cat, and this repeats several times...there was something I found hilarious about it...as if the cat was looking in the mirror and saw a possum, and the possum was looking in a mirror and saw a cat...

This was back before the days of the smart phones...


8 posted on 12/01/2017 6:41:01 PM PST by rlmorel (Liberals: American Liberty is the egg that requires breaking to make their Utopian omelette.)
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George Jones?


9 posted on 12/01/2017 6:52:43 PM PST by neal1960 (D m cr ts S ck. Would you like to buy a vowel?)
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10 posted on 12/01/2017 6:58:02 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA!!!)
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Black Friday deal at the liquor store!

Buy a bottle and get a possum!


11 posted on 12/01/2017 7:14:38 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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