How Sex Robots Will Annihilate Our Sense Of Reality

The Federalist ^ | November 13, 2017 | Samuel Buntz

[Mafe]

The Age of Sex Robots is upon us. Numerous science fiction authors, with a degree of jittery anticipation, have predicted this development for years. Yet it has not seemed feasible until recently.

The New York Times just ran a substantial profile on the impending rise of virtual reality porn and sex robots, and stirrings of anxious excitement are palpable in other media outlets. A strange and terrible new world is dawning, but let’s not cue up “Also Sprach Zarathustra” quite yet. Far from being a boon dispensed from on high, the impending sex robot revolution threatens to destroy our entire sense of reality.

Unfortunately, a dash of cute therapeutic language can make anything sound borderline acceptable, including sex robots. Sex robot manufacturer Matt McMullen told the Times, “Based on our experiences with thousands of clients, people do use them [sex robots] for sex, but there is something more that exists. We focus on companionship… There are people who are already lonely, and people who live their lives being alone. They work all day and come home to an empty house. This is just offering an alternative to those types of people. They don’t have anyone else.”

Before a sad violin starts playing for all the lonely people—the Eleanor Rigbys longing for the steady but sure companionship of a sex robot—note it is much more depressing to imagine McMullen’s version of his customers than to imagine a bunch of horny idiots who just want to have sex with a humanoid hunk of plastic and rubber.

[Garth Tater]

"Just ask Leon, after he gets his head together."

Well, he did say it was time to die. He should have been a little more specific about whose turn it was.

[Lazamataz]

hat’s the point at which the replicant that you are harrassing aims his gun at you under the table and shoots you

Nah. Not if you're careful not to ask about his mother.

[Lazamataz]

The reason she disappeared is that Weinstein made her disappear after she refused to put out.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

LOL!

Thanks! We’ll be here all week! Try the Veal, and don’t forget to tip your Waitress!

*Ba-Dump-Dump* ;)

[Lazamataz]

Until the newest movie, I believed Decker was a replicant. However — unless they upped that model’s lifespan — he’s older and aged in the movie that appears 30 timeline years later. So now, I suspect human.

[usconservative]

There are literally thousands of girls available for marriage overseas - Colombia, Ukraine, Vietnam, and even China. Most of these women have never been married, have no kids, and are even knock-out gorgeous in their 40s.

Do I really need to tell you what they're all after Triple-E? They're no better than American women in that regard.

[Lazamataz]

Let me tell you about my mother.

[Garth Tater]

"But do they ever get headaches? "

The manual clearly specifies that a minimum 3" clearance must be maintained between the bed's headboard and the top of your robots head. It sounds like you may be in danger of voiding your warranty mister.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

I’ll take my chances.

[usconservative]

Good luck, and I mean that sincerely.

I've come to the conclusion none of 'em are worth it and I'm going to remain a bachelor. Already had to sign over half of everything I worked my ass off for to a fat, lazy, no good b**ch who didn't take care of herself and didn't deserve anything other than scorn from me, and I'll be damn'ed if I let that happen again.

[Terry Mross]

Mitch McConnell and John McCain assaulted a sex robot. They sandwiched it. Graham assaulted a male robot.

[catnipman]

"How Sex Robots Will Annihilate Our Sense Of Reality"

Literally:

[grey_whiskers]

Thanks, Mafe.

Bender, Laz: Get over here! ;-P

[MurrietaMadman]

How about the annihilation of reality before se... how about the acceptance of unreality by children who have seen a whale of a tale in the gym?

[Bobalu]

I don’t want to ever get within a mile of something touted as a “sex robot”

[grey_whiskers]

When are they going to make a studly pretend-MALE one, for the ladies?

They can't, because nobody has invented a robot which just "gets it."

[FreedomPoster]

I saw that tour.

[Bobalu]

Just switch him on and he heads for your daughter....

They don't call him Woody for nothing.

[Pelham]

Good point. Asking about a replicant’s mother is a fatal move.

[MurrietaMadman]

ummmm

http://websitesboise.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Projectionholographique1.mp4?_=1

Anti-climatic...but interesting.