Posted on 11/06/2017 11:08:49 AM PST by upchuck
When his old campaign manager was indicted Monday, Mr. Trump called me on the phone, crying like a baby, and begged me to endorse him. I said, "You're already president, Mr. President. You were elected." He said, "I'd still like your endorsement." I have a recording of the phone call. It's so sad. Donald Trump is done. He couldn't get elected dogcatcher in New York, his hometown. I was very very nice about it. Very nice. But New Yorkers love dogs and he does not. There are 14 recorded instances of him kicking small dogs, and I have documentary proof of all but two of them.
Plus many other instances of him running around grabbing women's cats. Knocked on the door, grabbed the cat, walked away. Just to show that a famous rich guy could get away with it. Where is the apology? No, the man couldn't even get a job as a school crossing guard in New York. Look at him leading his grandchildren toward the helicopter thank God there's a Marine there to keep them from walking into the rotor.
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I doubt if President Trump has called anyone begging. I use to like this guy many years ago. Not any more.
A legend in his own mind.
So, when did Garrison Keillor stop beating his wife, anyway?
Or was it that Garrison Keillor was molesting small children?
I can’t remember for sure...
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Dang. He really looks like a frog!
And here I thought this guy was dead.
Poor Garrison! I can’t decide whether he looks more like a duck on meth or Jabba the Hut.
Oh oh—another one that looks like he fits on my tagline.
So Trump grabs dogs and cats, kicks them around, beats them, and sells them to Korean restaurants. Plus he kills rare fish by dumping food on them. Next it will be bombing orphanages and burning old folks homes. I’ll bet he deliberately goes out of his way to step on ants just to kill them because he is so mean.
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They are insane with hate.
Typical snark I would expect from a Minnesotan. Make it part of Canada.
This **** stain is on my airport list.
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Each week the CT has a pretty good article and summary of the killings/shootings in Chicago. I went there for that and found the Trump article.
Looks like Jack Elam’s ugly cousin.
FINALISTS FOR TITLE OF MR. HANDSOME LEFTWING 2017
GARRISON KEILLOR
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MICHAEL MOORE
This probably has more to do with envy more than politics. Trump and Keillor are about the same age. Keillor has mentioned Trumps p-grabbing boast in multiple columns. Trump consistently dated beautiful women 20+ years younger whereas if the toadish keillor drew any attention at all from the opposite sex, no doubt they were predominately 20+ years older.
I read every one of his columns, laughing throughout. His retirement is overwhelmed with the presence of Trump. Garrison travels to Europe, visits multiple countries and instead of a relaxing sojourn he manages to fall overboard or run off of the rails while frothing and fomenting about trump! Thats entertainment!
This npr guy is a turd
OUCH and OUCH! Separated at birth, I mean, hatch?
I do enjoy it so.
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