1 posted on
10/04/2017 7:57:34 AM PDT by
simpson96
To: simpson96
2 posted on
10/04/2017 7:59:03 AM PDT by
HLPhat
("TO SECURE THESE RIGHTS" -- Government with any other purpose is not American.)
To: simpson96
Is she now a fugitive? ;-P
3 posted on
10/04/2017 7:59:13 AM PDT by
MortMan
(NFL kneelers: A colonoscopy is not supposed to be a self-exam.)
To: simpson96
Her attorney could sue the bank for not making enough accommodations for the handicapped.
6 posted on
10/04/2017 8:02:10 AM PDT by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: simpson96
She tells the teller...”Here, hold my knife while I grab the money.”.
7 posted on
10/04/2017 8:02:14 AM PDT by
moovova
To: simpson96
"A one armed woman???"
9 posted on
10/04/2017 8:04:17 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: simpson96
To: simpson96
Did she get away in a row boat?..................
11 posted on
10/04/2017 8:05:42 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
To: simpson96
What do you call a one-armed bank robber?
12 posted on
10/04/2017 8:05:47 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: simpson96
First mistake...
Walked into the bank and said “hand up”...
To: simpson96
"I know a woman with one arm named Wanda."
"What's the name of her other arm?"
-PJ
18 posted on
10/04/2017 8:08:50 AM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
(The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
To: simpson96
Should have handed her the money bag and when she put the knife down to grab it, clocked her.
To: simpson96
Irvin acknowledged the robbery attempt and repeatedly told them, "I don't know why I did it" Uh, probably because you wanted the money?
20 posted on
10/04/2017 8:09:16 AM PDT by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: simpson96
Question: How do you get a one-armed bank robber out of a tree?
Answer: Wave.
22 posted on
10/04/2017 8:11:34 AM PDT by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: simpson96
Seems like her brain ran off with the missing arm.
24 posted on
10/04/2017 8:13:43 AM PDT by
tflabo
To: simpson96
Okay... I know some of you are old enough to remember this. What was the name of that girl who used to appear on Johnny Carson back in the 60s who always talked about being from “East McKeesport?”
30 posted on
10/04/2017 8:19:03 AM PDT by
D_Idaho
("For we wrestle not against flesh and blood...". You be)
To: simpson96
she couldn’t hold both the gun and the money at the same time- Noone gave her a hand?
33 posted on
10/04/2017 8:47:50 AM PDT by
Bob434
To: simpson96
No, I distinctly heard her say she had a niff. What’s a niff?
Love, Woody
35 posted on
10/04/2017 8:49:35 AM PDT by
NonValueAdded
(#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO! #cishet #MyPresident #MAGA #Winning #covfefe)
To: simpson96
One armed woman with a knife named Wanda Irvin tries to rob a bank, that tells you all you need to know about how bad inner city schools are.
To: simpson96
Got away with only half of the loot?
39 posted on
10/04/2017 9:01:51 AM PDT by
Libloather
(Trivial Pursuit question - name the first female to lose TWO presidential elections!)
To: simpson96
Did the early police scanner chatter describe her as “one-armed and dangerous”?
41 posted on
10/04/2017 9:06:05 AM PDT by
jiggyboy
(Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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