The article cites Bigfoot being spotted in McDowell County which is located in the mountains E/NE of Asheville. Article about that here.
A few days after that sighting a freak furry guy confessed to running around in a raccoon suit: Man in suit believes he may have been mistaken as Bigfoot in NC
I attribute the hysteria to meth or moonshine or both.
Does it smell like beef jerky?......................
Or maybe mushrooms and higher THC in pot.
That’s supposed to be a racoon suit? It’s not even in the right colors. LOL!
With nearly everyone carrying a camera with them 24/7 I would have expected the number of bigfoot, alien, UFO and Nessie videos to skyrocket. Instead, only the number of videos of politicians and cops misbehaving, post disaster looting, teenagers acting stupidly and cats have increased. That tells me we have a lot of the second group and none of the first.
I have invented a spray which keeps Bigfoot away. And I can guarantee that it works. I use it regularly and I have never seen Bigfoot.
If they actually believe in such a creature they might not want to be spraying something that attracts them, sounds like pheromones and the few accounts I’ve seen that were violent and bloody involve speculation that it might have been territorial due to mating season. Given the comical name Bigfoot Juice though, she’s just looking to capitalize on the little local craze.
"Everybody sing; Smelly cat, smelly Cat!"
Previously sold under the name: “Stoopid Attractant”.
I’ve seen pictures that seem to confirm bigfeet/wookies are attracted to a large plate of lobster...
Just don’t dab it behind your ears.
There was a time when I didn’t doubt the existence of a Bigfoot. But now days there are too many cameras so there should be thousand of clear photos.
So ..... lets think this through for a moment.
Lets say the spray works. Considering most animal “attractants” work by either making the target smell like food or like they want sex.
I am pretty sure that I do no want either a hungry big foot or a horny big foot interested in me.
Just saying .....
A shirtless, bearded Robin Williams looks more like Bigfoot than that guy does.
This isn’t something your offspring mix up in their spare time is it?