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Denny's new menu mascot looks like poop and people are losing it
mashable ^
 | 9/12/17
 | JENNIFER MACHIN
Posted on 09/13/2017 8:46:01 PM PDT by Rebelbase
Dennys is best known for their signature Grand Slam breakfasts, but that may have just changed...
 
All eyes are on their fairly new, not so appetizing mascot-type thing that a lot of people think bears a striking resemblance to feces.
Denny's was probably aiming for a friendly sausage as their mascot, but at best we have a face that seems more like it's welcoming us to the bathroom than a restaurant  and some people are straight up calling it a "turd."

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TOPICS: Business/Economy
KEYWORDS: dennys; mrhanky
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    ROTF! Time to replace all the menus.
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posted on 
09/13/2017 8:46:01 PM PDT
by 
Rebelbase
 
To: Rebelbase
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posted on 
09/13/2017 8:47:21 PM PDT
by 
Pinkbell
 
To: Rebelbase; All
    Hey now.
Mr. Hanky has to make a living too. /southpark
 
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posted on 
09/13/2017 8:48:01 PM PDT
by 
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
 
To: Rebelbase
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posted on 
09/13/2017 8:48:25 PM PDT
by 
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
 
To: Rebelbase
    The new Plopper, now at Denny’s.
 
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posted on 
09/13/2017 8:48:32 PM PDT
by 
TBP
(Progressives lack compassion and tolerance.  Only their self-aggrandizement matters.)
 
To: Rebelbase
    Not just for Christmas anymore!
 
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posted on 
09/13/2017 8:48:55 PM PDT
by 
bigbob
(People say believe half of what you see son and none of what you hear   - M. Gaye)
 
To: Rebelbase
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posted on 
09/13/2017 8:48:59 PM PDT
by 
kevao
(Biblical Jesus: Give your money to the poor. Socialist Jesus: Give your neighbor's money to the poor)
 
To: TBP
    Gonna be hard to forget your phrase when dining at Denny’s again.
Thanks :)
 
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posted on 
09/13/2017 8:49:51 PM PDT
by 
dp0622
(The Left should know that if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
 
To: Secret Agent Man
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posted on 
09/13/2017 8:51:22 PM PDT
by 
o-n-money
(We should rename California to Newer Mexico.)
 
To: Rebelbase
    Looks like a rip-off of the weinersnitzel character
 
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posted on 
09/13/2017 8:51:29 PM PDT
by 
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
 
To: TBP
    Add corn for 75¢
To: Army Air Corps
    That’s his cousin, his name is Stanky.
 
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posted on 
09/13/2017 8:53:10 PM PDT
by 
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
 
To: Rebelbase
    Let’s name him FRANKIE, after Frankie the Poop!
 
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posted on 
09/13/2017 8:54:03 PM PDT
by 
Kalamata
(Inside Every Liberal is a Totalitarian Screaming to Get Out - D. Horowitz)
 
To: Rebelbase
    The last thing anyone wants in a restaurant is a mascot. No on ever went to or returned to a restaurant for the mascot.
Good food. Friendly staff. Clean place.
Get those three right and you’ll never want for customers.
 
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posted on 
09/13/2017 8:54:12 PM PDT
by 
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
 
To: dp0622
    Man, doesn’t anyone ever seek a second opinion before they launch a new logo, mascot or name? I had a friend that was a genius at making irreverent names and phrases out of everyone’s new logos, etc. The day of release he could rip off two or three, then, a few weeks later one of these would be all over the internet or somehow else out in popular parlance.
This Denneys’ ad is so bad, someone needs to get fired, once they quit laughing.
 
To: Rebelbase
    I don’t think there is anything wrong with a mascot which clearly depicts the companies products.
 
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posted on 
09/13/2017 8:57:06 PM PDT
by 
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
 
To: Rebelbase
    I sure don’t see it. I guess others do otherwise nobody would have complained, but I sure don’t see a resemblance to feces here.
 
To: Rebelbase
    On the bright side, this isn't Hillary Pissin' and Moanin' Tread 1,438. 
Meet "The Slams." 
 
To: ProtectOurFreedom
    “Hillary blames new Denny’s mascot for her loss...”
 
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posted on 
09/13/2017 9:02:17 PM PDT
by 
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
 
To: Rebelbase
    When you consider that some advertising agency, somewhere, probably charged $750,000 to come up with the artwork and the designs and the smaller versions that go on the menus and the sloganeering...and then the dies and work that went into the standups for the fronts of the restaurants...you just have to wonder.
 
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