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Satan Officially Claims Responsibility For White Supremacist Movement
Babylon Bee ^ | 8/16/17 | Staff

Posted on 08/16/2017 10:12:56 AM PDT by fungoking

WORLD—In a statement that surprised nearly no one, Satan, the accuser and enemy of God and His people, paused briefly from roaming the earth seeking someone to devour Wednesday to confirm to reporters that he is responsible for the entire white supremacist movement worldwide.

“Oh yeah, that’s all me. For sure,” said the wicked one Lucifer, adding that he’s “really been on a roll lately with this particular gig.”

“I’m quite proud of this hell-filling racket. It’s as anti-biblical as anything can be, causing human beings made in the image of God to be seen as subhuman and expendable, but do you see how tons of them even invoke the name of God as justification for hating everyone who isn’t white? Purely satanic. Some of my best work, honestly.”

The devil then ended his interview abruptly, explaining that he has “a lot of work to do today on this front.”


TOPICS: Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; christian; neonazi; satire

1 posted on 08/16/2017 10:12:57 AM PDT by fungoking
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To: fungoking

Our battle is not against flesh and blood, but is in the spiritual realm. Rough paraphrase from Ephesians.


2 posted on 08/16/2017 10:30:06 AM PDT by bubbacluck (America 180)
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To: fungoking

Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name.


3 posted on 08/16/2017 10:30:55 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

hoo hoo


4 posted on 08/16/2017 10:32:51 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (Winter is coming)
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To: fungoking

Has Satan taken credit for the alt-left, BLM, and antifa yet?


5 posted on 08/16/2017 10:51:43 AM PDT by bigbob (People say believe half of what you see son and none of what you hear - M. Gaye)
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To: fungoking
...but do you see how tons of them even invoke the name of God as justification for hating everyone who isn’t white? Purely satanic.

I'm sure this happens, but TONS of them?

Hey Ba-al Zeebub, can you provide a source? Any proof at all?

6 posted on 08/16/2017 10:55:26 AM PDT by Alas Babylon! (Keep fighting the Left and their Fake News!)
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To: dfwgator

Great song. My ex-wife hated it as she perceived the Stones were glorifying satan. I disagreed and would point out that the song was more about how he was the root cause of the evil the world since the beginning of time, but that’s just me


7 posted on 08/16/2017 10:59:28 AM PDT by shotgun
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To: shotgun

That’s how I see it too, as a warning.


8 posted on 08/16/2017 11:12:54 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: bigbob

Not sure. Bet the minions have


9 posted on 08/16/2017 11:54:35 AM PDT by Patrick Henry Dichotomy
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To: bubbacluck

Yes and based on how this world is currently turning, you can tell Satan is misdirecting everybody to focus on this “White Supremacist Movement” over his real moves with the ALT-LEFT, ANTIFA, BLM, ISIS, Islamic rapefugees, Islamic Terrorism, North Korea, The US Congress, the Lying Fake News Media and anything else that can destroy Christian Western Civilization (which is largely White).

The Father of Lies dupes everybody daily and easily.


10 posted on 08/16/2017 12:20:30 PM PDT by Roman_War_Criminal (Americans are modern day Amorites ripe for destruction)
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To: Roman_War_Criminal

As C.S.Lewis pointed out, errors come into the world in pairs.

Let’s be satisfied to hear and believe that any-race supremacism is wrong. Don’t beef that “the other guy is the real problem.”


11 posted on 08/16/2017 3:32:38 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Tryin' hard to win the No-Bull Prize.)
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To: fungoking

Hes behind all supremacy movements. All the leftist supremact ones too.

Shhhh!


12 posted on 08/16/2017 5:35:16 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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