Male Cleavage Is a Thing Now

New York Post ^ | July 28, 2 | Michael Kaplan

[nickcarraway]

Move over Hadid sisters, you’re no longer the only ones with upfront assets to flash.

As evidenced by recent splashy, sexy looks sported by Harry Styles, a number of preening professional athletes and models at recent fashion shows, male cleavage is busting out on the studliest stars. Shirts unbuttoned to the sternum and undone jackets allow well-built men to show off nicely sculpted chest muscles.

And women in the rag trade are not complaining. “I am absolutely into it,” gushes stylist Calyann Barnett, who dresses elite athletes such as Usain Bolt, Rajon Rondo and Victor Oladipo. “When you decide to keep the buttons low or wear a sweater that goes to your belly button, you show a level of confidence — and that is very sexy.”

[miserare]

ROFL!

[Bratch]

[Tennessee Nana]

I think they used to call sissies “panty-waists” or something...

I’d rather have a fully dressy Marine...

[NonValueAdded]

Don’t need to see any moobs, as my daughter calls them.

[alstewartfan]

C’mon, who doesn’t enjoy a little male cleavage?

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

[353FMG]

That ain’t no cleavage — That is MS-13 fashion.

[JimRed]

I useta haz pecs...but they’s turnin’ to A cups...

[Two Kids' Dad]

“Bro, I just talked to my plastic surgeon about getting a pec job. I’ll look like I can bench press 400 pounds. It’ll be awesome!”

</sarc>

[JimRed]

John Belushi used to do the plumber thing.

Was that the fake ad for Crack Spackle?

[headstamp 2]

We used to call them “Mr. Guido shirts”

[Trillian]

Pecs are not the same as cleavage. Lefties found a new way to try to feminize males and will fail at this too.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

I gots your bros right here!

Step up men and get your bro while they are still a hot item.

I gots your white ones, I gots your pink ones, I gots your pastels . . . I even gots your little frilly numbers.

Step right up, only $59.95 while they last!

[neverevergiveup]

It’s so wonderful the things the human mind gets used for..

[USMCPOP]

[Pilgrim's Progress]

>>>C’mon, who doesn’t enjoy a little male cleavage?

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!<<<

I was in Bible college in the 70’s when our English teacher decided to show us the movie, King Lear with Laurence Olivier in the title role.

The 2nd or 3rd scene starts out with a very closeup of a pair of naked breasts and we were all gasping in shock - the class was mixed with male and female students.

As the camera backed away - it was Olivier without a shirt. We all laughed our shock away.

I immediately wondered if he might not need a bra.

[bgill]

There’s a reason disco fever is only spoken of in hushed tones.

[bgill]

Teddy was ahead of his time.

[dfwgator]

"WZAZ in Chicago, where Disco lives forever...."

[MrEdd]

[TalBlack]

Geez, somebody missed the 70s BIGTIME...