Posted on 07/28/2017 4:15:27 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Choosing a wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much..
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
And on another note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't send this to five OLD friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world
Summarize Proust Competition
...Well ladies and gentlemen, I don’t think any of our contestants this evening have succeeded in encapsulating the intricacies of Proust’s masterwork, so I’m going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest tits...
[Monty Python]
This just shows that you can’t buy love. It costs nothing to go to the refrigerator and get me a beer.
Lmao
Of course, because men are good judges of character.
Love Ya Sod....Sac
a grim future filled with aging Boomer perverts...
“Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.”
Obviously the man made a foolish decision, when he decided to get married.
Too many men will overlook any amount of ugliness and evil if a big rack is in play.
Long ago Brett Butler did a great bit about women turning 30.
“After 30 there’s no more walking into that bra like a firm handshake. After 30 it’s the Hollywood bend over and scoop’em up.”
Read the full, famous Hot-Crazy Matrix narrative here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU
Marry a woman who can cook. The sex will wear off but you’ll always be hungry. - Rodney Dangerfield
I’m wondering what the correlation is of C-Cup at say.... 20 to constantly battling weight issues. I always caution the boys, make sure you know what you are getting into... Because if it bugs you a little later, better to know now before you jump in.
I’ve noticed that most of the “deep chested” ladies tend to pack on the pounds later in life. Not all but most.
I told my boys “if they tend to droop a bit at 20, you’ll be picking them up for her at 40.”
I think it made an impression.
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