Goats are everywhere.
Posted on 06/29/2017 2:24:14 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
An attempted ISIS suicide bomber managed to successfully detonate his deadly load of explosives, but he did so at a very inopportune time that resulted in the death of himself as well as 12 comrades.
Somehow, the would be bomber managed to blow himself up and his own going away party, surrounded by family and friends.
According to a report from IraqiNews.com:
Baqubah (IraqiNews.com) An Islamic State suicide bomber’s belt exploded prematurely, accidently killing the militant and 12 other comrades in Diyala, according to a top police official.
Diyala police chief Jassem al-Saadi said in a statement that twelve IS militants in Mekheisa region, northeast of Baqubah, were bidding farewell to a comrade who was on his way for a suicide attack. Saadi said that the explosive belt on the bomber’s body went off to kill well-wishers instead.
The incident occurred during what the rite which the group dubs “blood party”, according to Saadi.
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” Here. Hold my goat’s milk.”
Not to give any credit to Obama but maybe he read one of the many leaflets that dropped on the country and had a change of heart and decided to destroy the real enemy himself.
Poetic justice or the will of God?
ROFL! They didn’t even have time to say allahu akbar.
Islam being Islam, I’d bet Muslims believe he’ll still get his 72 virgins... “Praise be to Allah!”
Someone gave Achmed a big hug
So dumb, now he has to share his 72 virgins with 12 others.
Goats are everywhere.
I love a happy ending.
They all get a special kind of Darwin Award. We don’t know whether any of them had reproduced yet, but at least now their genes are removed from further contamination of the human gene pool. Of course, since they’re usually so highly in-bred a lot of closely related genes are still out there....
And I asked him for some happy news
He handed me this story.
Does Mohammed give you a participation virgin trophy if you dont take out any infidels?
“Somebody hold my beer”
Ah, they blow up so soon. Time flies.
Premature Jihadulation
“Three shale be the count...”
Karma is rarely instant but sometimes it shows up ahead of time.
He actually had a blowing-away party! Ha Ha. Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving bunch!
What does this button d(BOOM!)
Now that’s what we call ‘group therapy’.
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