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GOOD NEWS: You Can No Longer Outrun A Robot Who Might Be Chasing You !
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| Published on Jan 28, 2017
| TechJoint
Posted on 06/27/2017 2:06:13 PM PDT by johnk
Published on Jan 28, 2017 Robots accomplish tasks too complicated or dangerous for humans. The strength and speed of a robot's movement and problems solving skills are favored for completing jobs faster than humans. Meet some of the fastest robots in the world.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Computers/Internet; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: deathbyrobot; robot
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To: johnk
Usain Bolt? No problem...
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posted on
06/27/2017 2:32:46 PM PDT
by
BigEdLB
(To Dimwitocrats: We won. You lost. Get used to it.)
To: johnk
That’s what the other fun stuff is for.
Replicant spiders or Zombies.. we’re all good.
Might not win but will surely make a showing.
To: johnk
I’m not worried. I have my own invincible robot army to protect me: a homicidal lawnmower, a trash compactor that likes to squeeze the CPU’s out of ‘em, and if you make it past the defensive perimeter, a toe-gobbling Roomba and a really badass can opener. Make my millisecond!
To: grobdriver
.45 is a manstopper, you will need something else to stop the robot tide.
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posted on
06/27/2017 2:37:45 PM PDT
by
dangerdoc
(disgruntled)
To: Billthedrill
I even have an old programmable HIFI VHS that can give it a run for it’s money.
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posted on
06/27/2017 2:40:44 PM PDT
by
johnk
(faithful with little....)
To: johnk
Yep. There isn’t a robot around that won’t see that thing blinking 12:00 and stop to try to set it. Muhahahahaha!
To: johnk
That’s it.... I am digging out the old Commodore 64.
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posted on
06/27/2017 2:45:28 PM PDT
by
Klemper
To: trisham
Seriously though, I am imagining 10 of those things working together like little RAPTORS.
It’s terrifying.
Especially if they are programmed to go for the vulnerable/tender spots.
I am thinking Achilles tendon, toes, knee caps, groin, hands, throat, eyes ...
It really is stuff of nightmares. They are just to fast.
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posted on
06/27/2017 2:45:53 PM PDT
by
johnk
(faithful with little....)
To: mountn man
Lol, and he was a man barely alive!
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posted on
06/27/2017 2:46:48 PM PDT
by
avenir
(I'm pessimistic about man, but I'm optimistic about GOD!)
To: johnk
Take it out with a broomstick.
30
posted on
06/27/2017 2:47:27 PM PDT
by
gundog
(Hail to the Chief, bitches.)
To: johnk
Twenty eight replies and no mention or picture of a Dalek? Wow are we slipping.
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posted on
06/27/2017 2:47:56 PM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(Sorry tagline out of service due to Russian hacking)
To: johnk; All
Robots keep improving.
Humans improve at .0001% of the rate of robots.
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posted on
06/27/2017 2:49:38 PM PDT
by
marktwain
(President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries.)
To: kaehurowing
Don’t worry about robots, worry about drones. The new racing ones can go anywhere and can chase you right down a hall. Then the operator just presses the “explode” button. You have the right of it. Cheap and massively deployed, they will sweep any battlefield of mere humans.
Here is an image of Intel controlling 500 independent drones to put on a light show.
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posted on
06/27/2017 2:50:36 PM PDT
by
DiogenesLamp
("of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty.")
To: johnk
I hear you. I may never leave my house again.
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posted on
06/27/2017 2:52:01 PM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: johnk
There’ll be plenty of work for me.
I’m a Blade Runner.
I won’t shoot the beautiful girl robots, though.
Nope.
It’s not technically polygamy if they’re robots.
Now, the guy robots are fair game.
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posted on
06/27/2017 3:02:45 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: dangerdoc
.45 is a manstopper, you will need something else to stop the robot tide.
Shoot it in the nuts,,,,,and bolts.
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posted on
06/27/2017 3:16:23 PM PDT
by
Old Yeller
(Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
To: mountn man
That made me lol for awhile. Glad I'm working from home today!
Twice I hit 25mph when I was 19. Back then I could run a 4.5 minute mile. 1979 was a good year.
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posted on
06/27/2017 3:25:56 PM PDT
by
scripter
To: blueunicorn6
I’d have to give the toaster and sound beating first.
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posted on
06/27/2017 3:42:30 PM PDT
by
mcshot
(Prepare for the new meaning of "riding shotgun" as it's coming.)
To: BigEdLB
Time to lay down and submit.
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posted on
06/27/2017 3:45:37 PM PDT
by
mcshot
(Prepare for the new meaning of "riding shotgun" as it's coming.)
To: mcshot
Well, sure, you could, but you got a Black Belt in Toaster Fu.
The rest of us would get beat up.
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posted on
06/27/2017 3:53:04 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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