Farmer dies after drunken fight with pig

Daily Mail ^ | 06/19/2017 | David Burke

[Del Rapier]

A 60-year-old man has died after a drunken fight with a pig which saw his genitals mutilated and three of his fingers severed. Farmer Miguel Anaya Pablo was rushed to hospital in Tuxtepec, Mexico, after suffering the horrific injuries, but medics were unable to save his life. It is not known why he got into the fight with the animal. The pig, which was in the patio of his home, bit off three of Pablo's fingers and bit his private parts, El Debate reports.

[tumblindice]

Navy Squeals

[kanawa]

Never had a fight with a pig but I had to run hide in the trailer when Annabelle got too amorous.
She wouldn't take no for an answer.

[Charles Martel]

The revenge of Seaman Hornsby.

When Hornsby runs wild there's no telling what he might do. He behaves like a perfect swine.

[OldSmaj]

The pig...bit his private parts...

Those damned pigs!

They always go for the nuts!

[Oztrich Boy]

How drunk was the pig?

[sweetiepiezer]

Folks, we have a winner.
So funny.

[Crucial]

Domestic violence?

[Kenny Bania]

Idiot.

Everybody knows you should always fight pigs sober...

I mean, Jeez....

[henbane]

Some pigs seem to like a good fight.

This porker has bad intentions--and the corrugated panel won't help.

Sheet metal toreador

[SgtHooper]

I think that an earlier poster inferred that perhaps the guy had one hand in his pants to get things lined up and Porky turned on him and caught him red-handed.

[nhbob1]

Beer goggles?

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Poor fellow he should have stayed...

Workin’ on the railroad
Sleepin’ on the ground
Eatin’ saltine crackers
Ten cents a pound
Big Ball’s in Cowtown
We’ll all go down
Big Ball’s in Cowtown
We’ll dance around
(Ehhhh, come in momma, the hog’s done got me)

[golux]

BUMP

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

LOL! Got it! Seaman Hornsby was invited to dinner.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Don’t know if this will last past the mods but...
if you have ever seen a boar’s penis you will know where the term “getting screwed” comes from.

[tflabo]

The piggy chewed off the farmer’s chorizo. He was in the mood for Mexican.

[Trillian]

And I forgot who runs the mangled genitals ping list.

[Conservative4Life]

mangled Genital ping...
This is so wrong...
So many unanswered questions...

[TexasRepublic]

“Patio Porker Predictably Pinches Pickled Pablo’s Private Parts Pronto.”

I’ll bet that left a mark. I wonder if Porky is sausage links yet?

[Vlad The Inhaler]

What Has This Pig Been Eating?
This Bacon Tastes Funny!