Posted on 05/06/2017 7:40:45 PM PDT by Rebelbase
Full title: North Korea accuses the CIA of plotting to assassinate Kim Jong-Un with bio-weapon weilded by a lumberjack
North Korea on Friday accused the CIA of plotting with South Korea to assassinate the isolated country's leader Kim Jong-Un, amid soaring tensions in the flashpoint region.North Korea on Friday accused the CIA of plotting with South Korea to assassinate the isolated country's leader Kim Jong-Un, amid soaring tensions in the flashpoint region.
The CIA and Seoul's Intelligence Services have 'hatched a vicious plot' involving unspecified 'biochemical substances' to assassinate the hermit state's young leader during public ceremonial events in Pyongyang, the Ministry said in a statement carried by state media.
For the CIA 'assassination by use of biochemical substances including radioactive substance and nano poisonous substance is the best method that does not require access to the target, their lethal results will appear after six or twelve months,' the North Korean Ministry said in a statement carried by state media on Friday.
The CIA and Seoul's Intelligence Services have 'hatched a vicious plot' involving unspecified 'biochemical substances' to assassinate the hermit state's young leader during public ceremonial events in Pyongyang, the Ministry said in a statement carried by state media. For the CIA 'assassination by use of biochemical substances including radioactive substance and nano poisonous substance is the best method that does not require access to the target, their lethal results will appear after six or twelve months,' the North Korean Ministry said in a statement carried by state media on Friday.
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Well, crap.
I’ll have to come up with a new plan.
Johnny Nastyseed.
He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay
Works as a killer for he CIA
How about Paul Bunyon?
If he doesn’t die for 6 to 12 months, how does he know he hasn’t already been poisoned?
Since it doesn’t mention the lumberjack part here, i’ll never know.
Cause I wont open something so utterly stupid on the merits of chubby’s comments.
beat me by two minutes...
All it takes is a loaded patriot with the will to make good on it. You kill, you die. Real simple.
Good one, I need a new keyboard!
On day two of lumberjack school, they teach you about poisoning people.
Right after the class on how to sharpen your saw.
Ping for the little whopping mule tree.
GMTA...
Thanks for the link—it’s been years. What was then thought funny to the point of ridicule then must now be accepted as normal.
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