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Man sets underwear on fire while passed out in Walmart bathroom
Miami Herald ^
| APRIL 21, 2017 1:44 PM
| KENNY OCKER
Posted on 04/25/2017 4:14:51 PM PDT by COBOL2Java
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To: COBOL2Java
Maybe somebody told him he was on Untied Airlines and was going to be tossed off for some other folks to take his seat.
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:18:37 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.)
To: COBOL2Java
From the title, I thought this was going to be a fart story, rather than a smoking in bed (so to speak) story.
To: All
Seems like a regular day at Walmart
To: Pearls Before Swine
That’s his story and he’s sticking to it.
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:20:35 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: COBOL2Java
When I said I wanted hotpants to make a comeback this wasn’t what I had in mind.
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:21:40 PM PDT
by
LouieFisk
To: COBOL2Java
People Of WalMart or as it’s more commonly known - “Democrats voter base”.
To: COBOL2Java
Best part of the article:
That roused the man, who pulled a knife on the firefighters, Levings said. “Our guys escorted him to the floor and began to tend to his injuries,” he said.
Escorted him - LOL.
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:22:50 PM PDT
by
upchuck
(Rhetoric is only the lubricant of power. The real goal of power is always power. ~ D. Greenfield)
To: COBOL2Java
Who, like me, has been to Spanaway and is not surprised by this story?
LOL
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:23:05 PM PDT
by
Mariner
(War Criminal #18)
To: Mariner
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:24:01 PM PDT
by
Mariner
(War Criminal #18)
To: escapefromboston
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:24:24 PM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
("Game over, man, game over!" (my advice to DemocRATs))
To: COBOL2Java
Had a short in his shorts or dropped his butt on his butt.
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:25:52 PM PDT
by
RckyRaCoCo
(FUMSM)
To: COBOL2Java
Only a Darwin Honorable Mention.
To: SkyDancer
“Man sets underwear on fire while passed out in Walmart bathroom”
there but for the grace of god go I.
To: COBOL2Java
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:33:23 PM PDT
by
dancusa
( Trump Wins! Obama's 8 years of a kindergarten class trip is over. The adults are in charge now..)
To: DaxtonBrown
You mean you’ve always wanted to set your underwear on fire in a Walmart bathroom? Or take an Untied Airline flight to someplace nasty, like Newark?
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:35:05 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.)
To: COBOL2Java
He must have been lying.
No mas pantalones.
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:36:28 PM PDT
by
Rastus
To: COBOL2Java
“I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I set my shorts on fire.”
The most interesting man in the world.
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:37:16 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: SkyDancer
I’ve been to Newark. If I were tempted to fly there again on United, I’d certainly find the nearest Walmart bathroom after I got there and set my undepants on fire.
To: Mariner
Who LIVES in Spanaway and is not surprised by this story?
*raises hand*
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:39:50 PM PDT
by
hoagy62
("It's not the whole world gone mad. Just the people in it.")
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