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1 posted on 04/25/2017 4:14:51 PM PDT by COBOL2Java
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To: COBOL2Java

Maybe somebody told him he was on Untied Airlines and was going to be tossed off for some other folks to take his seat.


2 posted on 04/25/2017 4:18:37 PM PDT by SkyDancer (You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.)
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From the title, I thought this was going to be a fart story, rather than a smoking in bed (so to speak) story.


3 posted on 04/25/2017 4:19:08 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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Seems like a regular day at Walmart


4 posted on 04/25/2017 4:19:20 PM PDT by escapefromboston (manny ortez: mvp)
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When I said I wanted hotpants to make a comeback this wasn’t what I had in mind.


6 posted on 04/25/2017 4:21:40 PM PDT by LouieFisk
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People Of WalMart or as it’s more commonly known - “Democrats voter base”.


7 posted on 04/25/2017 4:21:58 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Hillary Clinton IS a felon)
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Best part of the article:Escorted him - LOL.
8 posted on 04/25/2017 4:22:50 PM PDT by upchuck (Rhetoric is only the lubricant of power. The real goal of power is always power. ~ D. Greenfield)
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Who, like me, has been to Spanaway and is not surprised by this story?

LOL


9 posted on 04/25/2017 4:23:05 PM PDT by Mariner (War Criminal #18)
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Had a short in his shorts or dropped his butt on his butt.


12 posted on 04/25/2017 4:25:52 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (FUMSM)
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Only a Darwin Honorable Mention.


13 posted on 04/25/2017 4:26:24 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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Hold muh beer.


15 posted on 04/25/2017 4:33:23 PM PDT by dancusa ( Trump Wins! Obama's 8 years of a kindergarten class trip is over. The adults are in charge now..)
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He must have been lying.

No mas pantalones.


17 posted on 04/25/2017 4:36:28 PM PDT by Rastus
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“I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I set my shorts on fire.”

The most interesting man in the world.


18 posted on 04/25/2017 4:37:16 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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I wonder which bathroom ?


21 posted on 04/25/2017 4:40:22 PM PDT by stylin19a (Terrorists - "just because you don't see them doesn't mean they aren't there")
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I was wondering why I hadn’t heard from my cousin Mike.


22 posted on 04/25/2017 4:42:21 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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I don’t believe this.

I’d like to see a re-creation of this incident on Mythbusters.


25 posted on 04/25/2017 4:45:09 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Drunk, passed out in the toilet, with your pants on fire is no way to go through life.


26 posted on 04/25/2017 4:48:35 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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His shorts were burning hot enough to set off the smoke detectors, but he didn’t wake up?

Must be Rip Van Stinkle to sleep through this.


27 posted on 04/25/2017 4:48:55 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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I hate when that happens.


29 posted on 04/25/2017 4:49:59 PM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
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Has your underwear caught on fire?

New, from the Duluth Trading Company, Asbestos Shorts.

No Pinch....No Stink.....No Fire.....


30 posted on 04/25/2017 4:52:15 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Was his name Mo hammed? Are we sure it wasn't B Jenner who identified as a male?


31 posted on 04/25/2017 4:53:15 PM PDT by Daffynition ("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
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