***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - CONT'D***

[Lucky9teen]

I couldn't resist....so many memes this week

“The needs of United employees outweigh the needs of the many.” #UnitedMovieLines

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United introduces nose bleed seats. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"We've perfected Chinese takeout" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You took my father's seat. Prepare to be re-accommodated." #UnitedMovieLines

Our service will knock you out #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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United 25:17 ...And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my re-accommodation upon thee!" #UnitedMovieLines

This could have been much worse. Imagine if he was wearing leggings. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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"It removes itself from the plane or else it gets the hose again." #UnitedMovieLines

May the odds be ever in your favor #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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Every time a customer's bell is rung a United agent get's his wings #UnitedMovieLines

And that goes for your little carry-on, too! #UnitedMovieLines

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Just imagine how we treat your luggage #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"What have here us a failure to re-accommodate!" #UnitedMovieLines

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"Drag And Drop" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"You are now free to limp about the cabin." #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

 

And for those discouraged by UA, you could try another airline...

To bad he didn't have a Pepsi on him. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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For the win! #CardsAgainstHumanity #pepsi

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And, how many have been taken in by this?

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And, to sum up this week in one pic

[Lucky9teen]

Let's Play 24 Questions

1. What city do you live: Avondale
2. What do you do: Admin Assist/Logistics
3. How many siblings do you have: 2 - 1 brother/1 sister
4. Any children - how many: 3 - 2 boys/1 girl
5. Thing That Last Made You Laugh: The Office
6. Biggest Fear: fire
7. Who is your hero: mom
8. Curious - what religion do you practice: non-denominational - Evangelical Christian/Protestant
9. Dumbest Lie Ever Told: don't remember - or maybe I'm lying
10. Someone Funny who makes you laugh: my oldest son
11. Age: 45
12. Real first Name: Shannon
13. Nicknames: Shannony (shan-owny), Shannone (shan-own)
14. Favorite Color: Hunter Green
15. Someone You Miss: My brother
16. Something You Regret Doing: Having an abortion
17. Favorite movie: Breakfast Club
18. Favorite Memory: Traveling everywhere with family when I was a child
19. Favorite Holiday: Thanksgiving
20. Favorite Season: Fall/Spring tie
21. Favorite Number: 7
22. Thing That Annoys You: Stupid people
23. Shoe Size: 10.5
24. Birthday: April 19

[Lucky9teen]

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[Red Badger]

In before ten?.....................

[real saxophonist]

Glad you’re still here.

[Liberty Valance]

Glad to see you this morning! Thanks.

[Delta 21]

SEE!!

Life IS still normal.

There IS someone who is more addicted to interweb silliness than I !!

IN !!

[mylife]

LOL Are the airlines gonna be forced to treat us like humans again? Maybe when we start acting like humans again ☺

[csvset]

From Japan via the Tokyo Times.

Here is some serious twerking ( butt pudding kit )

[MissTed]

I’m soooo happy you did this today!

[reed13k]

Yeah, top ten?

[Rusty0604]

Thanks for the laughs!

[Monkey Face]

IN!

[NEMDF]

THANK YOU

[mylife]

What an odd culture.
I had a blast there LOL no twerking

[gymbeau]

Thanks for coming back, but the United stuff made me wet myself.

Cheers,
Jim

[pa_dweller]

I haven’t lost my marbles but there’s definitely a hole in the bag.

[fredhead]

THANK YOU!!!! With my sinus misery from all the pollen I need silliness. I saw this earlier:

American Airlines....we may lose your luggage, but we won’t kick your butt.

[Red Badger]

[mylife]

As long as you still have your shooter ☺

[mylife]

Dude, that gif is so groovy