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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - CONT'D***

Posted on 04/14/2017 6:14:12 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

I couldn't resist....so many memes this week

“The needs of United employees outweigh the needs of the many.” #UnitedMovieLines

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United introduces nose bleed seats. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"We've perfected Chinese takeout" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You took my father's seat. Prepare to be re-accommodated." #UnitedMovieLines

Our service will knock you out #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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United 25:17 ...And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my re-accommodation upon thee!" #UnitedMovieLines

This could have been much worse. Imagine if he was wearing leggings. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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"It removes itself from the plane or else it gets the hose again." #UnitedMovieLines

May the odds be ever in your favor #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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Every time a customer's bell is rung a United agent get's his wings #UnitedMovieLines

And that goes for your little carry-on, too! #UnitedMovieLines

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Just imagine how we treat your luggage #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"What have here us a failure to re-accommodate!" #UnitedMovieLines

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"Drag And Drop" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"You are now free to limp about the cabin." #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

 

And for those discouraged by UA, you could try another airline...

To bad he didn't have a Pepsi on him. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos


For the win! #CardsAgainstHumanity #pepsi


And, how many have been taken in by this?


And, to sum up this week in one pic



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: memes; ofst; pepsi; silliness; unitedairlines
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To: Lucky9teen
New page - new Friday of silliness?


101 posted on 04/21/2017 11:04:13 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
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To: Lucky9teen

IN AGAIN!!


102 posted on 04/21/2017 11:06:03 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Reset Underway!)
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To: TADSLOS
Something doesn't look right

103 posted on 04/21/2017 11:13:04 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I’ve heard of a garbage truck, but I’ve never heard of a garbage twerk.


104 posted on 04/21/2017 11:14:39 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Lucky9teen

LUCKY! Happy Friday! Thanks for all the chuckles over the years. I never told you how much I looked forward to those. SOOOO many got forwarded on to family and friends. I appreciated the effort you put into it all and always thought, “gotta thank Lucky”. Sigh. Thank you! You deserve a break. Well done, good and faithful servant!


105 posted on 04/21/2017 11:15:20 AM PDT by ZinGirl (kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
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To: Lucky9teen

106 posted on 04/21/2017 11:18:57 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Reset Underway!)
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To: Lucky9teen

How To Achieve Mattis-Level Efficiency At Work
http://taskandpurpose.com/jim-mattis-marine-office-space/


107 posted on 04/21/2017 11:19:03 AM PDT by Mechanicos
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To: Lucky9teen
> Anyone out there in Silliness land?

Hell yeah!!

TOP 110!!

Great to see y'all again, Lucky!!

108 posted on 04/21/2017 11:37:30 AM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: Lucky9teen; All

Wheeeeeeee!
It's Friday!

109 posted on 04/21/2017 12:03:43 PM PDT by luvie (Be still and know that I Am GOD.....Psalm 46:10)
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To: Lucky9teen
Gotta work on Friday, but I'm gettin it done!

*~* IN *~*


110 posted on 04/21/2017 12:18:31 PM PDT by Delta 21
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To: Delta 21
Me, on Fridays

111 posted on 04/21/2017 12:20:17 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
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To: Lucky9teen

<3


112 posted on 04/21/2017 12:33:17 PM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (<---Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year)
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To: Lucky9teen

THAT is freaky, Lucky!

I’m glad to see you’re with us for at least one more week. Maybe you could just do like the Undead Thread, and when you get to a couple thousand posts, start a new FST.... I mean, it works for us!


113 posted on 04/21/2017 12:46:03 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You should never confuse artistic talent with intelligence. FB)
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To: Monkey Face
Too soon?

114 posted on 04/21/2017 1:30:29 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
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To: Travis T. OJustice

115 posted on 04/21/2017 1:45:34 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
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To: LUV W

116 posted on 04/21/2017 1:46:46 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
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To: Lucky9teen

LMAO.


117 posted on 04/21/2017 1:48:40 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Reset Underway!)
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118 posted on 04/21/2017 2:14:05 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Best face swap evah:


119 posted on 04/21/2017 2:55:06 PM PDT by Disambiguator (Keepin' it analog.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Good idea!


120 posted on 04/21/2017 6:33:49 PM PDT by AZ .44 MAG (Obama repealed!)
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