Posted on 03/29/2017 12:09:00 PM PDT by Heartlander
Scientists have lots of questions about Uranus. Why does Uranus look the way it does, why did Uranus form the way it did, why does Uranus differ so much from other gas giants, like Jupiter and Saturn? But I had a more important question.
What does Uranus smell like?
The question is actually harder to answer than it seemsits unlikely wed ever be able to sniff Uranus. Its so cold that theres not much in the way of the compounds that we can smell, Jonathan Fortney, director of the Other Worlds Laboratory at the University of California, Santa Cruz, told Gizmodo. A lot of the things youd normally think of as volatile gasses, the smelly ones, have frozen out of the clouds.
Also, if you went to Uranus to try to smell its atmosphere, youd die. You wouldnt want to be in that atmosphere trying to breathe, Mark Hofstadter, Planetary Scientist at NASAs Jet Propulsion Laboratory, told Gizmodo. Theres probably not enough oxygen in these atmospheres to support us.
Wed have to bring samples of the atmosphere back to Earth, something weve only managed to accomplish for a much closer celestial body, the Moon. But if we did bring a little bit of Uranus back home, wed find a slew of molecules, both smelly and non-smelly, in its toxic air. Mostly, there would be hydrogen, helium and methane from the outermost layers of gas. But deeper inside are traces of other gases, said Hofstadter. Theres hydrogen sulfide, ammonia, methane, and carbon dioxide. There might even be a little bit of phosphine. Deeper down is a metallic sea of liquid ammonia, water and methane, said Fortney. Weve learned this by observing the planet with spectroscopes, which detect individual wavelengths (colors) of light given off by certain molecules.
I think the smelliest things are probably... the hydrogen sulfide and the ammonia, said Hofstadter. The concentrations of those gases are small, less than .8 parts per million of hydrogen sulfide and less than 100 parts per billion for ammonia. However, they can also condense into clouds in the planets atmosphere. Stinky clouds.
Hydrogen sulfide smells like rotten eggs at .01 to 1.5 parts per million, becoming more offensive at 3 to 5 parts per million. Above 30 parts per million, it becomes sickeningly sweet.
Hydrogen sulfide gives farts their bad smell.
Then theres ammonia, whose odor threshold is 5 to 50 parts per million, according to a very silly US Department of Labor Occupational Safety and Health Administration document. Ammonia smells like ammoniayou can easily pick it out of cleaning fluids and cat pee.
And human urine, if its too concentrated.
Other gases might offer scents, but none would improve Ur-stinky-anuss case. Phosphine is usually odorless, but impurities can make it smell like garlic and decaying fish, according to the Center for Disease Control and Prevention. Should some of the methane, a carbon atom with four hydrogens attached, turn into ethane, which has two carbon atoms, and somehow stick itself to a sulfur atom, youd end up with ethanethiol. Ethanethiol smells like garlic and skunks, according to the National Center for Biotechnology Informations PubChem database.
To be fair, the other gas giants probably smell similar, said Fortney. Theyd smell similar but not as strongly. Theres more hydrogen and helium and less of the volatile mixture in the other gas giants.
So thats it, theres no way around it. Uranus smells like piss and farts.
I avoid Uranus.
Very rude headline and then the picture worse.
I’m not a fan of using the word fart in public discourse. Or maybe I need a fan.
It is a gas giant after all.
I can see it now. “Clooney and Pitt in new space movie: “Journey to Light a Match in Spaaaaaaaaace (A Really, Really BIG Match).
Soon to be reviewed by Mystery Science Theater 2020
I told my neighbor that Sarah Palin may be able to see Russia from her house but, with a telescope, I can see Uranus from mine. He hasn’t spoken to me in weeks.
Isn’t it near the Crap Nebula?
Mars smells like chocolate, nougat, and peanuts.
LOL!
The probe was denied entrance to Uranus because...well...we’re just not that way around here.
4/29/2017?....................you’re too early.............
I figured she’d smell like a tennis ball.................
What’s that? Kim Kardashian’s rear end photographed at night?
Begs the question also: where did the gas originally come from?
Hehehe
No comment...I could get in trouble about ‘passing gas’ and Uranus..
How many out there have been named a gas giant?
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