Posted on 03/27/2017 7:32:58 AM PDT by PeteePie
Full Header: 50 "Simpsons" One-Liners Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Every Time
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“If God doesn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?” - Homer
“Mono means ‘one’ and rail means rail”
I would like to know their definition of “one-liner” as a lot of these had more than one line to them.
As in one-liner means one line not two or thirty or forty. Okay I exaggerate a bit but you will get when I mean when you see the image covered in a wall of text.
Aww, they’re missing my all time fave, “Rockstars... is there anything they don’t know!
Our pastor used to show a Simpsons clip every week in the Contemporary Service but he had to stop because people enjoyed it too much.
I always thought that was a Simpson moment as well although I have never seen an episode of The Simpsons
Homer buying a pistol but told about the waiting period: “Aw but I’m mad now”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we_D3X1Jliw
Silly customer, you can not hurt a Twinkie.
Good background noise. Good writing works as radio.
Homer Simpson
“I don’t have to be careful; I have a gun. “
How can they leave *this* out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3yuFlvRyqM
Which inspired *this*?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Pqx0sGy24
Sacrilege!!!
A other guy me missing is the one where Homer sits on the nuclear bomb and the surplus guy points to the "no riding the bomb" sign.
Another one missing... sheesh.
An early one from right before Klinton got electe; from Sideshow Bob: “I’ll be back. You can’t keep the democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets with all my criminal buddies!”
Alright, brain. I don’t like you and you don’t like me. So let’s just get this over as quickly as possible so I can go back to slowly killing you with beer.
Lisa: Didn’t you wonder why you were getting checks for doing nothing?
Grampa: I figured because the Democrats were in power again.
“Lousy Democrats!”
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