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Passenger 'tried to smuggle 600,000 endangered live eels onto plane from Heathrow'
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| 3/3/2017
| JESSICA MORGAN
Posted on 03/07/2017 10:35:54 AM PST by Gamecock
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posted on
03/07/2017 10:35:54 AM PST
by
Gamecock
To: Gamecock
To: Gamecock
600,000? If someone can come up with 600,000 eels they must not be THAT endangered.
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posted on
03/07/2017 10:37:07 AM PST
by
Gamecock
(Twitter: What a real democracy looks like.)
To: Gamecock
To: Gamecock
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posted on
03/07/2017 10:38:11 AM PST
by
KC_Lion
("We must put our citizens first. Only then will we Make America Great Again."- Donald Trump)
To: Gamecock
“My hovercraft is full of eels.”
“I will not buy this record. It is scratched.”
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posted on
03/07/2017 10:39:49 AM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
To: Gamecock
Is that 600,000 eels in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
To: Gamecock
...or are you just glad to see me?
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posted on
03/07/2017 10:41:14 AM PST
by
PLMerite
To: Gamecock
“600,000? If someone can come up with 600,000 eels they must not be THAT endangered.”
My thought exactly.
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posted on
03/07/2017 10:43:57 AM PST
by
Castigar
To: Gamecock
Oh, HELL NO, not again!!
To: Gamecock
These eels are big business in Maine- but I suppose it’s near impossible to get a licenses ot fish them- I’m guessing there is a quota to the licenses - and people will likely have signed up years in advance-
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posted on
03/07/2017 10:44:38 AM PST
by
Bob434
To: SoothingDave
“Is that 600,000 eels in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
“Excuse me stewardess, do I declare 600,000 eels on my INS Form or 600,000 trouser snakes?
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posted on
03/07/2017 10:44:41 AM PST
by
Batman11
( The USA is not an ATM!)
To: Gamecock
600,000? If someone can come up with 600,000 eels they must not be THAT endangered.
++++
Right! Just release them into the wild and get them off that list.
Please!
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posted on
03/07/2017 10:47:34 AM PST
by
InterceptPoint
(Ted, you finally endorsed. About time.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Paging Mr. Jackson. Mr. Samuel L. Jackson to the Freeper courtesy phone.
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posted on
03/07/2017 10:48:23 AM PST
by
NohSpinZone
(First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
To: Gamecock
Shocking! Thought they were in his pants.
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posted on
03/07/2017 10:48:33 AM PST
by
bgill
(From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
To: All
I’m glad these eels were in slippers. A touch of class.
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posted on
03/07/2017 10:49:39 AM PST
by
Peter ODonnell
(Listen for my radio call-in program on channel A in your brain, yes caller ... I'm listening)
To: Gamecock
There’s the job you give the new guy.....counting eels.
“John, go over there and count those eels.”
“Can’t we just estimate?”
“No, the boss wants to know exactly how many eels are there.”
“Damn!”
“That’ll teach you to vote Labor.”
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posted on
03/07/2017 10:55:18 AM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: KC_Lion
“Are those 600,000 eels in your pocket or are you very, very happy to see me?”
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posted on
03/07/2017 10:55:25 AM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Gamecock
That’s what I was thinking!
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posted on
03/07/2017 11:01:11 AM PST
by
NEMDF
To: Gamecock; newgeezer
Passenger 'tried to smuggle 600,000 endangered live eels onto plane from Heathrow' In other news no one ever eats at Olive Garden because it's always too crowded.
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posted on
03/07/2017 11:04:08 AM PST
by
DungeonMaster
(Love your neighbor as you love yourself.)
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