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1 posted on 03/07/2017 10:35:54 AM PST by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock

Fish on a plane!


2 posted on 03/07/2017 10:36:55 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Gamecock

600,000? If someone can come up with 600,000 eels they must not be THAT endangered.


3 posted on 03/07/2017 10:37:07 AM PST by Gamecock (Twitter: What a real democracy looks like.)
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To: Gamecock

Too easy.


4 posted on 03/07/2017 10:37:28 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Gamecock

Not Again!!


5 posted on 03/07/2017 10:38:11 AM PST by KC_Lion ("We must put our citizens first. Only then will we Make America Great Again."- Donald Trump)
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To: Gamecock

“My hovercraft is full of eels.”

“I will not buy this record. It is scratched.”


6 posted on 03/07/2017 10:39:49 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
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To: Gamecock

Is that 600,000 eels in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?


7 posted on 03/07/2017 10:40:56 AM PST by SoothingDave
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To: Gamecock

...or are you just glad to see me?


8 posted on 03/07/2017 10:41:14 AM PST by PLMerite
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To: Gamecock
Oh, HELL NO, not again!!


10 posted on 03/07/2017 10:44:17 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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These eels are big business in Maine- but I suppose it’s near impossible to get a licenses ot fish them- I’m guessing there is a quota to the licenses - and people will likely have signed up years in advance-


11 posted on 03/07/2017 10:44:38 AM PST by Bob434
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To: Gamecock

Shocking! Thought they were in his pants.


15 posted on 03/07/2017 10:48:33 AM PST by bgill (From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: Gamecock

There’s the job you give the new guy.....counting eels.

“John, go over there and count those eels.”

“Can’t we just estimate?”

“No, the boss wants to know exactly how many eels are there.”

“Damn!”

“That’ll teach you to vote Labor.”


17 posted on 03/07/2017 10:55:18 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Gamecock; newgeezer
Passenger 'tried to smuggle 600,000 endangered live eels onto plane from Heathrow'

In other news no one ever eats at Olive Garden because it's always too crowded.

20 posted on 03/07/2017 11:04:08 AM PST by DungeonMaster (Love your neighbor as you love yourself.)
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Any slimy concoction is considered a prize delicacy in the Far East.


25 posted on 03/07/2017 11:37:31 AM PST by onedoug
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SCOTTY: “It’s not just the eels, Captain; it’s the water!”


28 posted on 03/07/2017 12:44:38 PM PST by pabianice (LINE)
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To: Gamecock


They ruined someone's dinner plans.
30 posted on 03/07/2017 2:57:53 PM PST by Trillian
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To: Gamecock

If people can raise them for food, the number of eels will increase globally, not decrease.


34 posted on 03/07/2017 5:43:33 PM PST by a fool in paradise (patriots win, Communists and Socialist Just-Us Warriors lose)
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