Posted on 01/08/2017 12:44:21 PM PST by Lazamataz
Washington, DC -- Adding to a long list of recent demands, Democrats today called for Obama to be reseated as President for a third term, instead of President-Elect Donald Trump.
Sen. Charles Schumer (NY) lead the charge today, stating "We all know if President Obama had run against Trump, he'd have cleaned Trump's clock. So let's make him President again." Other top Democrats fanned out to the Sunday talk shows, with the same message: To deny Obama his rightful place as President is racist and mysogynistic.
This recent demand is in addition to the Cantwell/Murray demand that Paul Ryan stop trying to take Federal Funds away from the abortionary group, "Planned Parenthood", and Sen. Schumer's demand that any SCOTUS Nominee from Trump be acceptably liberal. Two other demands were issued by an energized Democrat Party: That Jeff Sessions be slow-walked in confirmation hearings for his nomination as Attorney General, and that the Government and Ethics office investigate eight other Trump nominees for various other positions.
"The Democrat Party is invigorated and ready after our losses," beamed Rep. Barbara Lee (CA), while filing a bill to overturn the First and Second Amendment, "and it's about time we start getting our way!"
The effort to seat Obama for a third term has bipartisan support. Said Sen. John McCain (AZ), "This is an idea we should look at; there's some merit to this. Perhaps this is something my colleagues in the Republican Party could agree too." Sen. Lindsey Graham, dressed in a resplendant sequined dress and matching heels, voiced his agreement. "Trump has got to go. Obama was pretty darned good!"
Major news media outlets have picked up on this courageous effort on the part of Democrats, and have fully endorsed the move in a series of sharp-worded, wise editorials.
President Obama, playing golf, could not be reached for comment.
Hey, why not. The Democrats are just FILLED with lots of demands lately. I could see them going after this demand, too!
Democrats sure are demand-y, lately.
Don’t give them any ideas.
There is a real petition on Change.org asking Obama to declare martial law to prevent Trump from becoming POTUS. Because.....Russia.
Scratch a liberal; find a fascist.
I had another chair in mind. :)
I knew this article was written in jest until the paragraph about McCain and Lindsey. Then I started sweating bigtime.
If Obama gets seated any more times than he has ready he’s not going to be able to close his sphincter.
I wouldn’t be all that surprised if such a call is actually issued.
These people have zero understanding of the actual position they are in now.
Not only do they have effectively no power whatsoever to make demands, but many of the people making these demands are personally in serious jeopardy of prosecution for public corruption.
It's that extra bit of realism that makes this satire so believable.
Personally, I think it is calculated. They honestly believe they can create their own reality.
They know the Ministry of Propaganda Media will be right by their sides.
Old Sparky?
Heaven forfend! I was merely thinking of the Comfy Chair! :)
“These people have zero understanding of the actual position they are in now.”
They have zero understanding of how our checks and balances are supposed to work.
Well, he does THROW like a girl...
I have a demand of the Democrats. St down and shut up until you are able to pass literacy, competency and sanity tess to demonstrate you are capable of holding a public office.
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