Posted on 12/15/2016 9:46:49 AM PST by SeekAndFind
If you’re anything like me and can’t remember where you put your glass of water literally five seconds after you poured it, knowing there are real solutions out there should help you rest a little easier. Highly recommended for forgetful space cadets everywhere, these ingenious devices will help you keep track of the important stuff—keys, electronics, pets, and yes, even people.
Price: $70
Tile is a blessing for anyone who just can’t seem to keep up with those damn car keys. Connecting with your phone via Bluetooth, the little tracker clips onto your keychain (or slips into your wallet or glasses case) and will play a loud 90 decibel melody to help you locate them. If you're not within range, the accompanying app shows you a map of where you previously had them so you know where to look. Bonus: it’s also water-resistant.
Price: $79
You know what’s worse than getting caught in the pouring rain and realizing you’ve left your umbrella at the office? Nothing, unless you’re also carrying a very important cake at that exact moment. This umbrella will ping you via Bluetooth if you wander more than 30 feet without it, plus the app gives you the daily weather on your smartphone. How very considerate.
Price: $TBA
Let’s say you’ve forgotten your keys or something a bit more sensitive like, Oh I don’t know, a flash drive full of tasteful nudes. Bizzby is essentially an on-demand drone service that uses GPS to physically pick up objects and bring them to you. Able to fly up to 400 feet in the air and carry just over a pound, you’ll be able to put your lost valuables out of mind and literally in the hands of a trusty robot.
Price: $249
Vacations shouldn't be hard, but they are. You’re tired, you’re stressed, you left your son home alone and he’s forced to fight off two petty crooks with homemade booby traps. But, worst of all, you’ve left your thermostat on, and your utility bill is skyrocketing faster than you can say “Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.” Nest is a genius new take on the old thermostat that can be controlled with your smartphone and automatically turns to an energy-efficient temperature whenever you're gone.
Price: $69.95
Pixie works by affixing little tracking devices to different objects (your wallet, iPad, remote control... your cat) and keeping track of them with your smartphone. The app creates a map of your apartment and everything you've tagged, allowing you to pinpoint the exact location of multiple gadgets and gizmos using their innovative signaling technology. Just make sure you don't lose your smartphone.
Price: $129.99
I recall many fond memories in which my parents scolded me for driving off without closing the garage door. If you also suffer from this affliction, MyQ Garage Door Controller will check if you left the garage door open, and even allows you to open or close it when you aren't home. The addition of a Wi-Fi, a hub, and the ability to interact with Nest (see above) makes this little doohickey totally worth picking up—plus, you can save yourself the wrath of your parents.
Price: $79.95
Finding your dog is impossible unless you have a great, juicy piece of steak dangling out of your back pocket, right? Wrong! By way of an unobtrusive little device, you can monitor your pet's surroundings and temperature, track their activity and rest, and receive an alert if they wander outside a designated zone. It’s the next best thing to having a hunk of meat in your jeans.
Jeremy Glass is a staff writer for Supercompressor and wishes he had tracking devices on every doughnut ever made.
Interesting article. I have been trying to find some inexpensive gizmo to help me find my keys and wallet which I often misplace around the house..
Cool ideas. Thanks for posting!
maybe it’s just me, but if you have trouble keeping up with your personal items,
how is buying 8 new items going to help you? Won’t you just start misplacing the new things too?
Yes this sarcasm.
Sounds like the author doesn't know what a thermostat is.
Later
“Clap-On... Clap-Off.... the Clapper”
I bet you’d get some interesting information if you taped one of those tiles to the bottom of the car of James Alefantes or Podesta to see where they slip off to...
Save for later...if I remember.
Wallet?? I suugest another bowl wherever you undress and empty out your pants pockets.
Habits save time!!
probably shouldn’t be sarcasm...
none of these things would have helped uncle billy remember he put the money in the folded news paper.
Tile?
Holy Moses! I went to Amazon. And bought one for my daughter. Who is always losing her keys. 5 star rating and only $24.99.
Thanks for the thread!
If I want to remember to take something to work or back home, I put my keys with that item.
It’s a real you-know-what when the item is ice cream - you have no idea how cold 0 degrees F is until you slip frozen car keys into your pocket.
Or Hans Brinker's grandfather(?) putting the money under the loose floorboard.
But the keys have been going into that little bowl on the table near the door going on 20 years.
Maybe they can come up with a locator for my lost youth.
Or my sense of humor, some say it’s been missing for months.
I'm pretty good with most other things. My keys and wallet are always in my pockets until I put on pajamas; at which time they are always put in the same place on my dresser. I've never understood people laying their keys around and forgetting where they put them.
I always buy an umbrella with a strap to which I attach a carabinier clip so that it can hang from a belt loop. I started this after leaving one behind at a restaurant once.
Yup. Keys go the same place every time. Ditto for where I park at a mall or the super market. And so on.
Tagg alert: Your dog is playing basketball
Tagg alert: Your dog is drinking at the bar
Tagg alert: Your dog just detected a bitch in heat
“Save for later...if I remember.”
Same here.... Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most!!!
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