Posted on 12/13/2016 2:29:25 PM PST by Hillbilly sage
Hillary is the only presidential candidate to do multiple animal impressions in public. We all heard her do a barking dog, a laughing hyena, saw her fainting goat and her specialty, sleeping dogs. We all know what you let sleeping dogs do.
A dime a dozen in Stalin’s Russia.
You signed up a week ago and you give us THIS?
montage or it didn’t happen?
Was? Is she gone?
>>A dime a dozen in Stalin’s Russia.<<
In Russia, dog bark at candidate.
In democrat party, candidate bark at dog!
I am here crackingsi myself upski!
Tipping your waiter and bribing your cook please.
You forgot her realistic impression of a FAINTING GOAT.
Never mind, the fainting goat was included.
Verb tense trouble again.I know how you feel though,my heart raced a bit when I read that.
So we have to “Lock her up”
I liked his post, I thought it was funny!
Hillbilly, please post more funny comments!
Ed
Thank GOD for the guy who was there to capture the fainting goat episode!
We got to see Howard Dean do his best jackass impersonation once.
“Then we’re going to Washington heeeyaaawwww”
Yeah she was unique’n secrets for pay .....
it may help you with your perspective.
If ANY male candidate was caught on camera in this kind of situation... that would positively be the end of his campaign
It wouldn’t matter if he was D or R.
FINITO
How do you catch a unique lesbian? Unique up on her.
How do you catch a tame lesbian? Tame way, unique up on her.
Wilkommen to FR. But stay away from HG Animal Mother.
All he needs is someone to lob grenades at him for the rest of his life.
OK, this drunk was almost falling off his bar stool.
He notices Hillary Clinton and a table of manly women sitting at a table drinking pitchers.
One of them was a big, sweaty woman with a high, tight haircut wearing a plaid shirt with cut-off sleeves that showed her luxuriant underarm hair.
The dyke kept raising her arm and yelling/demanding
“What man here will buy a lady a drink!?” Hillary sat there wearing her ****-eating grin.
The drunk got the attention of the bartender and says, “Tarbender, send those (hic) ballerinas a pitcher on me.”
She slams it down. He pays for another. Bottoms up.
She drains it. This goes on for a while, like this joke.
Finally the bartender asks him, “Buddy. What is it that makes you think that woman is a ballerina?”
He says, “Any woman who can (urp) raise her leg that high must be a ballerina.”
To save time, from now on this is FR stock joke #49.
OK, the prison inmates were sitting around the cafeteria digesting lunch and someone yells out, #19!
Everyone cracks up.
A fish just arrived asks an older inmate, “What’s up with that?”
The older inmate says, “We’ve heard them a and told them all, so to save time we just numbered the jokes.”
Someone yells out, 94! Everyone cracks up.
So the new guy screws up his courage, stands and yells a random number: 82!
Dead silence.
The fish sits down, abased, and says, “Well, that was awkward. What happened?”
The old timer replies, “Forget it. Some guys just don’t know how to tell a joke. And don’t ever say `That was awkward’ again.”
You can relax now, noob. It’s over. But don’t forget a grenade next time.
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