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1 posted on 12/12/2016 1:46:43 PM PST by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition

Well? Where do you keep YOUR grenades???


2 posted on 12/12/2016 1:49:25 PM PST by Zarro (Oh, we don't call them the "MSM" any longer; they are now the "Basket of Detestables")
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A $6.00 can of Easy Off would have worked better


3 posted on 12/12/2016 1:50:08 PM PST by SGCOS
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She found a grenade in the oven.

Well, where do you keep yours?
4 posted on 12/12/2016 1:50:24 PM PST by Garth Tater (What's mine is mine.)
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To: Daffynition

Seems legit.


5 posted on 12/12/2016 1:51:35 PM PST by Disambiguator (Keepin' it analog.)
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Grenades, potatoes - so much alike. Who can tell the difference?


8 posted on 12/12/2016 1:52:50 PM PST by Noumenon (Proud Irredeemable Deplorable, heavily armed Infidel. Islam delenda est.)
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Dementia?


9 posted on 12/12/2016 1:53:01 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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Not a bad move.

When the ATF kicks is your front on a no knock, no warrant seach for a granade, the last place they look is the oven.


10 posted on 12/12/2016 1:53:18 PM PST by Timpanagos1
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Also, gas from an unlit stove burner was filling the trailer.

Sounds like the object was to blow up the trailer after a suitable delay. The neighbor got their too soon. Or maybe the son called her, not knowing what the old man had planted.

Sounds like they decided that the best thing to do with the abandoned trailer was to collect insurance on it.


11 posted on 12/12/2016 1:53:21 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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Was the oven on?


12 posted on 12/12/2016 1:53:39 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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“the neighbor opened the home’s oven and found a pineapple-style grenade”

That’s nothin, you should try my wife’s pound cake!


15 posted on 12/12/2016 1:54:31 PM PST by Batman11 (ItÂ’s DJTÂ’s continuing holiday performance of The Nutcracker Tweet!)
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Would one place a grenade in a muffin tin before putting it in the oven? A cookie sheet would never do. A roasting pan along with some fresh shallots?


16 posted on 12/12/2016 1:54:50 PM PST by Flick Lives (Les Deplorables Triumphant)
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Damn, skippy. You gotta turn those things in AFTER deployment.

Heck of a statement though:

“Take me from my home of umpteen years, why, I’ll show THEM.”


20 posted on 12/12/2016 1:56:02 PM PST by normbal (normbal. somewhere in socialist occupied America)
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That’s a bun in the oven.

Served up to the insurance company!


21 posted on 12/12/2016 1:56:09 PM PST by Candor7 ( Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: Daffynition; Tax-chick
On Saturday morning, the neighbor opened the home’s oven and found a pineapple-style grenade strapped to a package with duct tape, deputies said

And...

82-year-old resident

Easy to explain. The resident was Aunt Bethany's soulmate. If not the fruit-shaped grenade, it would have been the cat wrapped up in there.

He probably just wanted to make a pineapple upside-down cake for the Christmas party.

22 posted on 12/12/2016 1:56:53 PM PST by Ezekiel (All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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Baked grenades suck! I prefer them chicken fried with a light batter.


24 posted on 12/12/2016 1:58:44 PM PST by Clay Moore (JRandomFreeper, SWAMPSNIPER RIP)
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That town is “Crazy old person, central.”


26 posted on 12/12/2016 2:00:45 PM PST by Vermont Lt (Brace. Brace. Brace. Heads down. Do not look up.)
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It was just cooking off.


29 posted on 12/12/2016 2:02:43 PM PST by TADSLOS (God Bless President-Elect Trump! God Bless the United States of America!)
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A granade in the oven

A truly unwanted pregnancy


32 posted on 12/12/2016 2:04:47 PM PST by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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“It’s Floriduh. “

At least we are smart enough not to vote for Clinton ...


33 posted on 12/12/2016 2:05:33 PM PST by TexasGator
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THAT REMINDS ME!!

It’s been in there for 20 minutes. Should be done...


35 posted on 12/12/2016 2:08:04 PM PST by dp0622 (IThe only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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