Posted on 12/09/2016 4:55:24 AM PST by Lucky9teen
I am sure everyone knows about "Ugly Christmas Sweaters" and all the hoopla surrounding them.
I want to start a collection of "ugly Christmas memes".
I will start it off with a couple, everyone post your favorite......
The Christmas drinking spirit is strong with the Beergoggles!
LOL! Gotta show that to the barkeep at my favorite joint-—he always leans on the bar like that and has that exact facial expression!!
You should apologize to everyone on this thread. LOL
GO ARMY!
LOL. At least the CIC trophy is back in the right place this season.
So true, ArGee! You are always so logical!
But then they sent me away to teach me how to be sensible,
Logical, repsponsible, practical.
Then I stopped voting Democrat and started voting Republican.
I voted Democrat once, and wanted to change my vote within three days.
GAH!
Lit Strongpour says Go Navy, beat Army.
#50. THe Cagle cartoon about the First Snowflake of December wins all the marbles.
My quote: The best disinfectant for a snowflake is sunlight!
Oh, I’m meltinggggg!
General Curtis “Iron Pants” “Bomber” Lemay - U.S. Army Air Force. HE WAS THE ARMY, JUST IN THE AIR!
The cigar, like that of Churchill, was the first “military prop” for photos. McArthur then used sunglasses.
10. Food stored on a top shelf has fewer calories because the calories got frightened and jumped out
Good to see you, Crunks!
WINNING BIGLY
ROFL!
Well Done!
I had to go back to look-a cranky bartender is your favorite??
I occasionally tend bar and I’d get in trouble with a frown like that!
My barkeep is really a fun guy and the regulars love him-—but his stern demeanor keeps the newbies from getting out of line. He just leans on the bar, scowls (just like that baby!) and says, “Hey! Yeah, you! We don’t do dat here!” and they straighten up immediately, or he puts them out.
He won’t hesitate to cut someone off if they’ve had enough, and he keeps a Cuss Jar on the bar. Foul language will cost ya!
I suppose different establishments need different personalities :). We are a fine dining restaurant, the regulars at the bar are mostly businessmen at or close to retirement age. Smiling and attentive women (we are young to them!) are the bartenders they prefer. A cuss jar on the bar would remain empty...in the kitchen, however...
Look my FRiend - no need to buy a pricey Cmas tree this year! Just some green & red paint!
*running away before the threat to the DrumboThunder cannons is noticed*
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