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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 12/09/2016 4:55:24 AM PST by Lucky9teen

I am sure everyone knows about "Ugly Christmas Sweaters" and all the hoopla surrounding them.
I want to start a collection of "ugly Christmas memes".

I will start it off with a couple, everyone post your favorite......

I actually want this one


My kids are creeped out by Elf on the Shelf



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: christmas; ofst; silliness; sweater
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To: ro_dreaming; Lucky9teen

The Christmas drinking spirit is strong with the Beergoggles!


61 posted on 12/09/2016 10:49:40 AM PST by Ingtar
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To: GreenLanternCorps

LOL! Gotta show that to the barkeep at my favorite joint-—he always leans on the bar like that and has that exact facial expression!!


62 posted on 12/09/2016 11:06:16 AM PST by mumblypeg (Make America Macho Again.)
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To: N. Theknow
“Well, everyone knows that there’s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!”

You should apologize to everyone on this thread. LOL

63 posted on 12/09/2016 11:21:53 AM PST by mykroar (Congratulations President-Elect Trump)
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To: JRios1968
Well I hate to go against General LeMay, but....

GO ARMY!

64 posted on 12/09/2016 11:53:04 AM PST by Rummyfan
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To: JRios1968

LOL. At least the CIC trophy is back in the right place this season.


65 posted on 12/09/2016 12:20:09 PM PST by ken in texas
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To: ArGee

So true, ArGee! You are always so logical!


66 posted on 12/09/2016 12:35:19 PM PST by Monkey Face (No matter how much you push the envelope, it's still stationery.)
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To: Monkey Face

But then they sent me away to teach me how to be sensible,
Logical, repsponsible, practical.
Then I stopped voting Democrat and started voting Republican.


67 posted on 12/09/2016 12:44:43 PM PST by ArGee (I want to die peacefully like Fidel, not screaming like his victims.)
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To: ArGee

I voted Democrat once, and wanted to change my vote within three days.

GAH!


68 posted on 12/09/2016 2:09:41 PM PST by Monkey Face (No matter how much you push the envelope, it's still stationery.)
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To: Rummyfan

Lit Strongpour says Go Navy, beat Army.


69 posted on 12/09/2016 2:16:57 PM PST by grwcfl537 (Sed libera nos a malo.)
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To: relentlessly

#50. THe Cagle cartoon about the First Snowflake of December wins all the marbles.

My quote: The best disinfectant for a snowflake is sunlight!

Oh, I’m meltinggggg!


70 posted on 12/09/2016 4:39:00 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Rummyfan

General Curtis “Iron Pants” “Bomber” Lemay - U.S. Army Air Force. HE WAS THE ARMY, JUST IN THE AIR!

The cigar, like that of Churchill, was the first “military prop” for photos. McArthur then used sunglasses.


71 posted on 12/09/2016 4:41:49 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: N. Theknow

10. Food stored on a top shelf has fewer calories because the calories got frightened and jumped out


72 posted on 12/09/2016 4:51:06 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles!)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Good to see you, Crunks!


73 posted on 12/09/2016 5:47:23 PM PST by stylecouncilor ("The future ain't what it used to be." Yogi Berra)
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To: Lucky9teen

WINNING BIGLY


74 posted on 12/09/2016 6:19:18 PM PST by JerseyDvl (PRESIDENT TRUMP trumps hate and racism! Put some ice on it Hitlery ;-)
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To: JRios1968

ROFL!


75 posted on 12/09/2016 7:12:55 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: JRios1968

Well Done!


76 posted on 12/09/2016 7:22:58 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: mumblypeg

I had to go back to look-a cranky bartender is your favorite??

I occasionally tend bar and I’d get in trouble with a frown like that!


77 posted on 12/10/2016 10:35:57 PM PST by NorthstarMom
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To: NorthstarMom

My barkeep is really a fun guy and the regulars love him-—but his stern demeanor keeps the newbies from getting out of line. He just leans on the bar, scowls (just like that baby!) and says, “Hey! Yeah, you! We don’t do dat here!” and they straighten up immediately, or he puts them out.
He won’t hesitate to cut someone off if they’ve had enough, and he keeps a Cuss Jar on the bar. Foul language will cost ya!


78 posted on 12/11/2016 11:03:55 AM PST by mumblypeg (Make America Macho Again.)
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To: mumblypeg

I suppose different establishments need different personalities :). We are a fine dining restaurant, the regulars at the bar are mostly businessmen at or close to retirement age. Smiling and attentive women (we are young to them!) are the bartenders they prefer. A cuss jar on the bar would remain empty...in the kitchen, however...


79 posted on 12/11/2016 12:45:24 PM PST by NorthstarMom
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To: Drumbo; Liberty Valance

Look my FRiend - no need to buy a pricey Cmas tree this year! Just some green & red paint!

*running away before the threat to the DrumboThunder cannons is noticed*


80 posted on 12/12/2016 2:15:33 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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