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No recipes or cooking tips?

And nothing about blue ointment.

1 posted on 11/28/2016 1:43:02 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
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2 posted on 11/28/2016 1:45:47 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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Crabs have the most ‘personality’ of all the crustaceans.


3 posted on 11/28/2016 1:45:49 PM PST by fwdude (Stronger, To Get Her)
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These things climb trees and knock down coconuts!! WTF


4 posted on 11/28/2016 1:46:09 PM PST by miliantnutcase
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There’s a tool inspired by crab pincers...pliers.


5 posted on 11/28/2016 1:46:32 PM PST by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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Cocktail sauce and lemon can't be too far away.

6 posted on 11/28/2016 1:47:20 PM PST by Bullish (The fly on Hillary's forehead knows)
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I worked with a man who picked up a case of crabs from a skank in an Oklahoma bar.

Most just caught clap there but No-0-o! He went for the crabs.


7 posted on 11/28/2016 1:47:28 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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Are they strong enough to go to the store and bring back a few pounds of butter and a couple of lemons ?


8 posted on 11/28/2016 1:47:32 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom Its a Joke friends)
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In the Cook Islands, the coconut crab is known as unga or kaveu, and in the Mariana Islands it is called ayuyu, and is sometimes associated with taotaomo'na because of the traditional belief that ancestral spirits can return in the form of animals such as the coconut crab.

You wouldn't want to eat your ancestor, would you?

12 posted on 11/28/2016 1:51:44 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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When I was pinched, I couldn’t do anything until they unfastened their claws,” Oka said.

For me, ripping the offending claw from the crab's body comes to mind as one possible solution...

13 posted on 11/28/2016 1:51:45 PM PST by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
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I wonder if there’s a video of a Huntsman Spider freaking out after meeting a Coconut Crab?


17 posted on 11/28/2016 1:58:26 PM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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I couldn’t do anything until they unfastened their claws

Those who fail to prepare... Chainsaw and pot of boiling water.

18 posted on 11/28/2016 1:58:47 PM PST by bgill (From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
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20 posted on 11/28/2016 1:59:22 PM PST by LibWhacker
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I can sell large coconut crabs to restaurants for good money if I catch them alive. It’s the alive part that’s the problem


21 posted on 11/28/2016 2:03:38 PM PST by Fai Mao (PIAPS for Prison 2016)
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Lets eat!!
22 posted on 11/28/2016 2:07:11 PM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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23 posted on 11/28/2016 2:08:20 PM PST by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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Bro In Law was in a P3 Squad on Diego Garcia and used to tell stories of these things combing Coconut Palms and snipping of the nuts..Crazy


26 posted on 11/28/2016 2:15:55 PM PST by CGASMIA68
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32 posted on 11/28/2016 2:33:02 PM PST by Hugin (Conservatism without Nationalism is a fraud.)
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I was in the South Pacific in May and one of the local women told me about a 3-legged cat she and her husband had adopted. A coconut crab was responsible for the 4th limb becoming detached from the kitty.


33 posted on 11/28/2016 2:41:32 PM PST by Two Kids' Dad (((( Hillary Clinton is a felon. As yet unindicted, but a felon nonetheless ))))
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The coconut crab (Birgus latro) is a species of terrestrial hermit crab, also known as the robber crab or palm thief. It is the largest land-living arthropod in the world, and is probably at the upper size limit for terrestrial animals with exoskeletons in recent times, with a weight of up to 4.1 kg (9.0 lb). It can grow to up to 1 m (3 ft 3 in) in length from leg to leg.

WTF!!!!


35 posted on 11/28/2016 2:51:30 PM PST by Crusher138 ("Then conquer we must, for our cause it is just")
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They are quite delicious. We catch them in Hawaii. You make a simple trap with a coconut (like a racoon trap) then throw them right on the BBQ or on the beach fire.


41 posted on 11/28/2016 3:14:00 PM PST by Organic Panic (Gentrification in America. Rich White Man Evicts Poor Black Family - MSNBCPBSCNNNYTABC)
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