I worked with a man who picked up a case of crabs from a skank in an Oklahoma bar.
Most just caught clap there but No-0-o! He went for the crabs.
From a bar in Oklahoma?
Best to start with the gasoline and ice pick method.
Looking at the photo in #2 consider nuclear.
“I worked with a man who picked up a case of crabs from a skank in an Oklahoma bar.”
Always avoid seafood away from the coasts.