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Mooseicle trumps chocolate moose


1 posted on 11/17/2016 5:14:24 PM PST by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition

This is how great fossil finds are made for the future.

Sorry, guys, you should have shared da does.


2 posted on 11/17/2016 5:16:03 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Daffynition

The wonderful telephone system

And mani interesting furry animals

Including the majestic moose...


3 posted on 11/17/2016 5:16:18 PM PST by patro (Phrogs Forever)
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To: Daffynition

Slough of Despond.


4 posted on 11/17/2016 5:17:00 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
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To: Daffynition

A moose once bit my sister.


5 posted on 11/17/2016 5:17:17 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (At least Richard Nixon had the decency to resign when caught in wrong doing.)
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To: SJackson
Lookin' for trouble


6 posted on 11/17/2016 5:17:20 PM PST by Daffynition (*Donald Trump represents the WILL of the PEOPLE.*~ Don King 09.24.16)
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To: Daffynition

“You suck!”

“No, YOU suck!”

“Bet a big chicken like you leaves first!”

“Nuh-uh! YOU’RE gonna run like a cry-baby first!”


9 posted on 11/17/2016 5:23:00 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Daffynition

You know what this means?

Moosesicles.


10 posted on 11/17/2016 5:24:02 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (LOCK HER UP!)
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To: Blue Jays

Nobody ever said moose are really smart!

11 posted on 11/17/2016 5:24:35 PM PST by Blue Jays ( Rock hard ~ Ride free)
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“Natasha! Good news! Moose killed in moose-on-moose debate!”

“Vunderful, dahlink! Maybe soon we find Squirrel in mid-air mishap!”


14 posted on 11/17/2016 5:29:53 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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There are no winners in De-Moosetic Violence.


15 posted on 11/17/2016 5:29:55 PM PST by Boiler Plate ("Why be difficult, when with just a little more work, you can be impossible" Mom)
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To: Daffynition

Get a polar bear out there, quick!


16 posted on 11/17/2016 5:30:24 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: Daffynition

It’s like an animal remake of The Defiant Ones.


21 posted on 11/17/2016 5:32:54 PM PST by Rastus (#NeverHillary #AlwaysTrump)
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Nice to be the Moose who now gets all the girls and didn’t have to even lift a finger for them. Ha ha.


25 posted on 11/17/2016 5:37:37 PM PST by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (The GOP will see the light, because Trump will make them feel the heat.)
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I’ve read first hand accounts about the US Civil war in which soldiers on picket duty froze to death standing up leaning against a tree or in a kneeling position. Frozen solid.


29 posted on 11/17/2016 5:41:29 PM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Daffynition

Are the safe place PETA “snowflakes” ever taught about the carnage that occurs in the wild? Are they so self-absorbed that they never learn of survival of the fittest? Do they not know that pretty wolves tear dear apart, limb from limb and eat their guts?


30 posted on 11/17/2016 5:41:45 PM PST by A Navy Vet (I'm not Islamophobic - I'm Islamonauseous. Plus LGBTQxyz nauseous.)
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To: Daffynition

Second Moose-related article inside of a week where the headline reads like the first line of a poem.

Just sayin’.


31 posted on 11/17/2016 5:42:42 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (I had a cool idea for a new tagline and I forgot it!)
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To: Daffynition

Reminds me of that old Dr. Seuss cartoon, the North going Zak and the South going Zak.


37 posted on 11/17/2016 5:52:58 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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I saw one in grande titons national park scratching his back on a branch about ten feet up.

Fairly alarming and impressive at the same time. Thing was gigantic.


44 posted on 11/17/2016 6:10:45 PM PST by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: Daffynition

“Strawberry fields forever” played backwards is, “A pair of sleepy red moose”

So there they are...


47 posted on 11/17/2016 6:26:22 PM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
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To: Daffynition

Looks to me like they got fan mail from some flounder...


51 posted on 11/17/2016 6:48:28 PM PST by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything)
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