[EvilCapitalist]

A moose once bit my sister.

[Fiddlstix]

I didn't do it...I tell ya
I was on the other side of town
&
I didn't bite anybodies sister either.....
It's all a dirty rumor.....
It's...It's...Moose Abuse...I tell ya

[353FMG]

Be happy it was not a mooselim.