Drudge Report: Cher to Leave Planet (Matt is having fun today)

Drudge Report ^ | 11/11/2016 | Matt Drudge

[Mad Dawgg]

This made me giggle like a little girl!

[libertarian27]

Awesome! LMAO

[Mr. K]

where’s the Friday silliness thread? I needed to post this:

” Therefore, you will... NARFLE THE GARTHOK! “

[GoldenPup]

Please post a link so I can contribute to the cost of the rocket fuel. Money well spent.

[DannyTN]

My work has blocked drudge with a message saying it’s an internationally hosted site.

[Southflanknorthpawsis]

I hope they televise the launch.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Maybe she meant Jupiter, nc.

[dforest]

I hope she signed up to be on the next spaceX flight.

She could go out with a bang! LOL

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Has anyone set up a GO Fund Me page to send her as long as they guarantee she won’t return?

[sodpoodle]

This is how I feel about that:+ (I can see clearly now, the rain has gone)

https://www.bing.com/search?q=i+can+see+clearly+now+johnny+nash&form=PRHPCS&pc=HPDTDFJS&mkt=en-us&httpsmsn=1&refig=440d0d4da2d342a4809bac58b4d2e474&ghc=1&qs=HS&pq=i&sc=8-1&sp=1&cvid=440d0d4da2d342a4809bac58b4d2e474

[redhead]

She should have fun. I hear she’s moving to Jupiter, which is (appropriately, I might add) a gas giant. Buh bye!!

[BigEdLB]

Elon Musk is looking for a few good Mars colonists

[FrdmLvr]

Nah. Charge her for it. She won’t need the money where she’s going.

[proudpapa]

Complain to your boss that you need full access because we’re living in a global economy.

[Uversabound]

YAY!! Imagine her final moments once she lands on Jupiter!

How Sweet It Is....

Sonny was lucky to get away from her.

Too bad he died a good Conservative!!!!

[BigEdLB]

Elon Musk is looking for a few good Mars colonists

[BigEdLB]

The last few moments of Jupiter?

[BigEdLB]

The emperor of Zeta Reticuli says:

TAKE HER BACK!

[DannyTN]

That would go nowhere. We are a major corporation that got hacked by the Chinese a few years ago and made national headlines for it. We are security paranoid and getting more so every day.

[samtheman]

Cher takes stupid to a new low.