***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

1 posted on 10/28/2016 5:51:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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2 posted on 10/28/2016 5:53:40 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (http://stepstopoliticalepiphany.com - 5 Steps to Political Epiphany)

3 posted on 10/28/2016 5:54:19 AM PDT by Dacula (Southern lives matter!)

4 posted on 10/28/2016 5:56:18 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Vote Trump. Defeat the Clinton Crime Syndicate. Reset America.)

5 posted on 10/28/2016 5:56:58 AM PDT by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)

6 posted on 10/28/2016 5:57:23 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper

7 posted on 10/28/2016 5:59:18 AM PDT by glock rocks (Black Labs Matter)

8 posted on 10/28/2016 5:59:47 AM PDT by reed13k

9 posted on 10/28/2016 6:01:47 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)

10 posted on 10/28/2016 6:02:39 AM PDT by Mathews (Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV), Luke 22:36 (NIV))

11 posted on 10/28/2016 6:07:18 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Nothing is sometimes the right thing to do, and always a wise thing to say.)

12 posted on 10/28/2016 6:11:57 AM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is public enemy #1)

Tyrone was having trouble in school; his teacher was always yelling at him, “You’re driving me crazy, Tyrone; can’t you learn anything?

One day Tyrone’s mother came to school to see how he was doing. The teacher told her honestly that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never had such an unmotivated and ignorant boy in her entire teaching career. Tyrone’s mom, shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with irreversible cardiac disease. Her doctors all strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform.

Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was remarkably successful.

When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw the handsome young doctor who headed her surgical team smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something, but quickly died.

The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly. When the doctor turned around to leave the room, he saw Tyrone, now a janitor at the Clinic, had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to plug in his vacuum cleaner.

If you thought that Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there is a high likelihood that you will vote for Hillary.

13 posted on 10/28/2016 6:16:48 AM PDT by Twotone (Truth is hate to those who hate truth.)

TOP 20!! Happy Silly Friday!!!

14 posted on 10/28/2016 6:17:58 AM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")

TOP TWENTY!!!!!!

15 posted on 10/28/2016 6:19:12 AM PDT by Rummyfan

Fester Meatface

HA-HA! Good name for Monkey Face, yes? LOL!

16 posted on 10/28/2016 6:20:00 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Never trust a government that doesn't trust its own citizens with guns. Ben Frankllin)

Ha-ha! It goes like that!

17 posted on 10/28/2016 6:22:03 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Never trust a government that doesn't trust its own citizens with guns. Ben Frankllin)

Putrid Plague isn’t a bad name...for a zombie.

18 posted on 10/28/2016 6:22:11 AM PDT by Twotone (Truth is hate to those who hate truth.)

THAT I have to agree with! LOL!

19 posted on 10/28/2016 6:23:19 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Never trust a government that doesn't trust its own citizens with guns. Ben Frankllin)

20 posted on 10/28/2016 6:24:48 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)

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