Posted on 10/21/2016 4:11:16 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
CDC director Tom Frieden warned today of a possible cholera epidemic in the U.S. Frieden had originally thought that the cholera was related to the Zika mosquitoes and limited to Florida but CDC investigators proved otherwise.
CDC investigators identified hundreds of cholera cases in Illinois with Chicago being the center of the outbreak. Investigators determined that 40 Haitian men were bused in from Florida to vote. The Haitians were part of a program by the Obama Administration to accelerate the nationalization program for thousands of Haitian refugees before the election.
It was determined that the men were promised by local authorities a live chicken (to be eaten or used for religious ceremonies) and a BJ by Madonna (loosely translated into Haitian dialect as Hum A Weiner by Madonna) to vote for Hillary. All went well, in fact several men voted several times, until it was discovered that a couple of the men had contracted cholera.
The cholera was not discovered in the men until Madonna had departed for other polling locations. Best estimates are that in excess of 10,000 men were infected directly by Madonna and up to 100,000 others by infection from the original infectees.
The CDC is offering free testing and treatment for all involved. Men infected by Madonna should inform all that they have had sex or close contact with, (including family, friends, co-workers, pets and small farm animals) to seek out the closest designated CDC testing and treatment site.
In related news, the major brand with Madonna endorsements for lip balm, breath mints, toothpaste and mouth rinse have temporarily suspended the endorsements until the cholera incident blows over.
Several GOP congressmen are instituting a suit with the FEC. They claim that Madonna's services (at $.25 - $.75 a blow) constitute an in kind campaign contribution which is estimated to exceed the maximum that can be contributed to a single campaign. The suit may have to wait for a week or so because the House leadership is currently unavailable until their treatment for cholera is completed.
Did the DNC bus pump out in Chicago?
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