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Come at me bro! The moment an angry CRAB grabs a knife in its claw and wields it menacingly
UK Daily Mail ^
| Updated: 03:11 EST, 22 September 2016
| Ashleigh Davis
Posted on 09/22/2016 5:31:50 AM PDT by snarkpup
A crab has being filmed in Brazil clutching a kitchen knife in its claw while scuttling along a tiled floor and waving the knife around aggressively (pictured)
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TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
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posted on
09/22/2016 5:31:50 AM PDT
by
snarkpup
To: snarkpup
Wow... the interwebs must be full
Haven’t seen this a million times before...
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posted on
09/22/2016 5:33:41 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(<a href="https://imgflip.com/i/1adpjl"><img src="https://i.imgflip.com/1adpjl.jpg" title="made at im)
To: snarkpup
Sometimes you get the bouillabaisse, sometimes the bouillabaisse gets you.
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posted on
09/22/2016 5:33:59 AM PDT
by
Flick Lives
(TRIGGER WARNING - Posts may require application of sarcasm filter)
To: snarkpup
When the Sponge Bob posse goes bad
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posted on
09/22/2016 5:34:12 AM PDT
by
KosmicKitty
(Waiting for inspirations)
To: snarkpup
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posted on
09/22/2016 5:34:21 AM PDT
by
silverleaf
(Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
To: snarkpup
Tool using Einstein of a crab you have there.
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posted on
09/22/2016 5:36:41 AM PDT
by
Buttons12
To: snarkpup
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posted on
09/22/2016 5:41:23 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: snarkpup
The crab is an aspiring rapper who is trying to turn his life around.
To: snarkpup
little crab, meet big boot.
Problem solved.
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posted on
09/22/2016 5:43:43 AM PDT
by
jurroppi1
(The only thing you "pass to see what's in it" is a stool sample. h/t MrB)
To: snarkpup
It was either the knife or the wooden hammer. He chose wisely.
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posted on
09/22/2016 5:48:38 AM PDT
by
WhatNot
(The Gospel doesn't promise the American dream, it promises Eternal life in the Kingdom of God.)
To: snarkpup
The other crabs were filmed looting the local Walmart of iPads and HD TVs.
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posted on
09/22/2016 6:07:45 AM PDT
by
SkyPilot
("I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." John 14:6)
To: snarkpup
And the afternoon, the evening sleeps so peacefully...
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posted on
09/22/2016 6:08:18 AM PDT
by
golux
To: KosmicKitty
In every animal species there has to be a range of intelligence. This guy gets it ... crabcakes are for dinner and he wants out!
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posted on
09/22/2016 6:14:22 AM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(A dispensational perspective is a powerful tool for spiritual discernment)
To: Mr. K
He/she unwilling to give up 2.B amendment rights.
Had seen too much of what happens to those that dont “carry.”
To: Buttons12
In Russia, crabs get you.
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posted on
09/22/2016 7:00:16 AM PDT
by
elcid1970
("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
To: snarkpup
I totally killed that thing in Suramar.
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posted on
09/22/2016 8:28:26 AM PDT
by
TalonDJ
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
09/22/2016 8:51:05 AM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(We will be one People, under one God, saluting one American flag. --Donald Trump (standing ovation))
To: snarkpup
The look on that crab’s face says he means business.
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posted on
09/22/2016 8:54:42 AM PDT
by
mumblypeg
(Make America Sane Again)
To: mumblypeg
From the headline, I thought they were talking about one of my ex-wives.
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posted on
09/22/2016 8:58:08 AM PDT
by
Safetgiver
(Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
To: Mr. K
Usually it's a lobstah.
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posted on
09/22/2016 9:05:39 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(*If you're not gonna tell the truth, then why start talking?*~ Gene Wilder)
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