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Alt-Right Breitbart Punks 60 Minutes (Satire)
9/14/16 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 09/13/2016 3:16:25 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

The Alt-Right Breitbart media today punked 60 Minutes, the self-acclaimed king of investigative reporting, by reporting the details of the Administration's 1.2 billion dollar payoff to Iran.

Taunting Scott Pelley and Charlie Rose, Breitbart released the details of the investigation of the shady and illegal transfer of 1.2 billion dollars to Iran.

Intrepid Breitbart reporters discovered that HSBC, the first choice laundromat of money laundering for cartels, foundations, etc., was used by the US Treasury to launder the money. Although Iran was alleged to not have a bank account, an Iranian account was miraculously discovered at Wells Fargo into which the newly laundered money was deposited. Because of the large deposits, Wells Fargo stated that Iran would be eligible for their large depositor bonus of free Christmas Hams and Turkeys later this year.

Breitbart has declined to name the investigative reporters for fear that the Clinton Global Crime Initiative Foundation and FBI employee, James Comey, would arrest the reporters and place them in the notorious "Basket of Deplorables" without bail.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 09/13/2016 3:16:25 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I wonder how many Christmas hams $1.2Billion would buy?


2 posted on 09/13/2016 3:29:26 PM PDT by blueplum ((March 11, 2016 - the day the First Amendment died?))
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To: blueplum

> “I wonder how many Christmas hams $1.2Billion would buy?

Only one is needed for a Muslim.


3 posted on 09/13/2016 6:11:15 PM PDT by jim_trent
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Extremely clever!!!


4 posted on 09/13/2016 6:21:14 PM PDT by Freedom56v2 (This election is about National Sovereignty, Liberty, and Freedom for future generations)
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