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1 posted on 08/31/2016 12:07:45 AM PDT by Ken H
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Whatever you do, don’t run out the door and down the street. Keep your curtains shut too.


2 posted on 08/31/2016 12:09:11 AM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. Psalm 33:12)
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I suggest loud cries of “WHAT’S ALL THIS THEN?!?”


3 posted on 08/31/2016 12:10:35 AM PDT by shibumi (I am the Nexus One I want more life Muthah I ain't done *~)
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Looking in the trees rules out a gas leak.
Scanning pavement would rule out a cat.
Perchance, does your neighbor own a python?


4 posted on 08/31/2016 12:13:08 AM PDT by the_Watchman
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Why don’t you simply ask them what’s going on?


5 posted on 08/31/2016 12:18:40 AM PDT by ETL (God PLEASE help America...Never Hillary!)
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Flaming mice?


6 posted on 08/31/2016 12:21:19 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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8 posted on 08/31/2016 12:23:24 AM PDT by An.American.Expatriate (Here's my strategy on the War against Terrorism: We win, they lose. - with apologies to R.R.)
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You’ll wake up in the morning and realize what a strange and very realistic dream you had last night.


15 posted on 08/31/2016 12:32:31 AM PDT by Carthego delenda est
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What are they doing now?


17 posted on 08/31/2016 12:36:12 AM PDT by Faith65 (Isaiah 40:31)
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They are playing pokemon go?


30 posted on 08/31/2016 1:27:58 AM PDT by Craftmore
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Make a pot of coffee ....go out and ask them if any firefighters want any.... then ask why they are there.

Start lighting fireworks in your yard ... that should get you some attention. Then ask.


32 posted on 08/31/2016 1:45:56 AM PDT by Daffynition (“If you’re not gonna tell the truth, then why start talking?” ~ Gene Wilder)
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It’s obvious, the clues are all there. They’re looking for fire ants and fire flies!


37 posted on 08/31/2016 2:13:14 AM PDT by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users continue...)
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Is that you Mrs. Kravitz?

If you cannot muster the brain power to ask them, just barricade yourself and hope for the best.


41 posted on 08/31/2016 2:52:57 AM PDT by Vermont Lt
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Possibly they are staging, or providing backup coverage to another fire department by physically moving to another location while the other department is on an actual call. That or the fire truck was a clever ploy used by the NSA to steal all your data.


46 posted on 08/31/2016 3:12:38 AM PDT by buckalfa (In your heart you know he's right.)
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47 posted on 08/31/2016 3:12:53 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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Maybe one of the firemen lost something, and they are looking for it.


50 posted on 08/31/2016 3:20:42 AM PDT by PghBaldy (12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
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Fire cat?

53 posted on 08/31/2016 3:55:33 AM PDT by csvset ( Illegitimi non carborundum)
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Did the neighbor put down fresh mulch recently. Mulch can smolder and ignite for the flimsiest of reasons. Not enough water. Bad mood. Mulch: it just don’t care.


54 posted on 08/31/2016 4:02:43 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (If Trump loses, America dies)
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Fire departments are responsible for collecting ETs.


58 posted on 08/31/2016 4:30:31 AM PDT by GingisK
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They’re looking for a Cheshire cat. Or Schrodinger’s.


62 posted on 08/31/2016 4:56:38 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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Did they leave large green pods behind? Whatever you do...don't go to sleep.


69 posted on 08/31/2016 5:50:31 AM PDT by moovova
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