Posted on 08/26/2016 11:15:13 AM PDT by Gamecock
Full Title: ‘Hillary’s Pickle’ trends as her pickle jar stunt backfires – it didn’t exactly prove what she wanted it to
Hillary Clinton wants everyone to know that her health is just fine.
With the help of Hollywood friend Jimmy Kimmel, the Democrat presidential hopeful pulled a mind-numbingly stupid stunt Monday night to poke fun at growing rumors surrounding Hillary’s precarious health.
“Can you open this jar of pickles?” Kimmel asked as he “surprised” her with a jar. “This has not been tampered with,” he added.
Yeah, right.
In her typical highly exaggerated, and in no-way-authentic style, Hillary laughed wildly while feigning a “struggle” as she tore the lid right off the jar.
And there you have it folks … Hillary’s fine.
But not so fast.
The stunt clearly designed to make those who’ve raised concern over Hillary’s health look foolish was a big backfire on social media where #HillarysPickle started trending.
(From Twitter)
Weston Jones @weston4P Clinton took 5 days of rest to perform #HillarysPickle Will take another 5 to recover.@realDonaldTrump
Dr. Dan King @DrDanKing #HillarysPickle Takes time to open pickle jar on comedy show. While Thousands without homes in floods #WheresHillary
10:54 AM - 23 Aug 2016
HellNO2Hillary2016 @ExposeHillary #HillarysPickle leaves her tired and often confused!
11:07 AM - 23 Aug 2016
Hillary’s pickle debacle is no laughing matter to many health care experts. Recently, a top doctor debunked the conspiracy notion surrounding her health that he described as “disconcerting.” Last week, Dr. Drew Pinsky, better known as TV’s Doctor Drew, weighed in saying he was “gravely concerned” over possible brain damage the Democrat presidential candidate may have suffered.
Run it under some hot water, wipe it off, and if it still won’t open take a kitchen knife and tap around the outside edge of the lid. It’ll come off.
#HillarysPickle
We have this rubber jar opener we got from our insurance agent. On side is smooth the other side has these small pimple things. It works amazingly well. It grabs any size lid and it opens with ease.
Yeah, but the blast radius would be fearsome.
a good leather belt and a paint stir stick wil open any jar- wrap the belt around the lide, wedge the stick into it, wrap the other end of the belt around the other end of the stick, place it on the side of the table and push down (like a lever) and viola!
That graphic makes a person want to ask, Did Kimmel write a Dr. Seuss book for her?
Pickles aren’t Presidents
Pickles aren’t presidents
Which one will you be?
A president like him,
Or a pickle like me?
The rest have accidents and sudden fatal health events and commit convoluted suicide.
I did not see the Kimmel show where she did this, but someone said the pickle jar had a plastic lid...
I looked at all the pickle jars in Lowe’s Foods and did not see one jar with a plastic lid...They were all metal...
commit convoluted suicide, as in being found headless in a room locked from the inside? Where have I heard that before?
Plus...It may just be me, but don’t most people twist a jar lid with their left??? It seems you can get more leverage twisting away from your body than toward....
Dr. Drew’s show has since been canceled. Coincidence?
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You mean Bill’s bent worm?
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What’s with the secret service guy on the left? Look at his feet. Is bowleggedness now a protected class for affirmative action purposes?
Actually, it is how they are trained to stand to protect a possible target. I read it in one of those books authored by a retired secret service agent.
 Old Picklepuss |
I would get video of cronically ill people opening pickle jars !
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