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OBAMA’S 11 POINT RESPONSE TO THE FRENCH TRAGEDY (humor?)
The Burning Platform ^ | 7-16-16 | Yojimbo

Posted on 07/16/2016 6:22:13 AM PDT by dynachrome

1. No one needs a commercial truck this large.

2. The Founding Fathers never envisioned large commercial trucks, and did not intend for people to drive them.

3. These “assault trucks” are designed for killing large numbers of people quickly, and that is their only use.

4. We need a “no truck” list immediately, one that does not require due process to get on or off.

5. No where in the Constitution does it mention the freedom to own these killing devices called trucks.

6. Large commercial trucks should only be owned by the police, military, or politicians, NOT normal citizens, who can use horses.

7. We already have licensing, registration, titles, inspection, and multiple taxes on large commercial vehicles, and STILL they are used for mass killing. Enough is enough. We must ban them entirely.

8. We must follow Australia’s example – we must have a massive government buy-back of all trucks currently owned by American citizens, then, they must be destroyed.

9. We must empower the police and military to go door-to-door to forcibly remove these “assault trucks”. Deadly force is reasonable when “disarming” people of these killing devices.

10. If it will save the life of even a single child, we must rid our society of trucks.

11. And lastly, we must continue to resettle enormous numbers of Muslims throughout the United States, primarily in rural, white, Christian areas.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: france; obama; talkingpoints
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looks good to me!/s
1 posted on 07/16/2016 6:22:14 AM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

This list needs to address the “Truck Show Loophole”.


2 posted on 07/16/2016 6:25:46 AM PDT by SSS Two
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To: dynachrome

I say we organize a sit-in so until Congress takes some action! And light some candles. Candles are a good thing.


3 posted on 07/16/2016 6:27:14 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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To: dynachrome

Also, we need to deal with large capacity fuel tanks. Did you know that some of these truck can travel 100 miles or more without having to stop and refuel?


4 posted on 07/16/2016 6:27:37 AM PDT by SSS Two
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To: Nateman

Of course we’ll have to do a back ground check on the matches and lighters used to ignite those candles because some arsonist might get hold of those ignition devices!


5 posted on 07/16/2016 6:29:11 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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To: SSS Two

Yep. It’s for the children . If it’s for the children we got to do it, right?


6 posted on 07/16/2016 6:30:38 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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To: dynachrome
Only the military needs to use certain kinds of trucks. We should ban civilian trucks based on military-style trucks. Any truck with a wind deflector or a sexy trucker woman decal is included in this assault truck ban.


7 posted on 07/16/2016 6:32:45 AM PDT by SSS Two
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To: Nateman

Truck Lives Matter... NOW!


8 posted on 07/16/2016 6:43:27 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: SSS Two
We should ban civilian trucks based on military-style trucks.


9 posted on 07/16/2016 6:48:41 AM PDT by Dr.Deth
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To: dynachrome

And of course he can’t forget the “Nobody uses this sort of truck for hunting. Even pickup trucks are questionable when sedans have been the most common way to take a deer for many decades.”


10 posted on 07/16/2016 6:54:17 AM PDT by Carthego delenda est
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To: Carthego delenda est

It is easier for a African American kid to buy a mega death truck in the ghetto than a book!


11 posted on 07/16/2016 7:00:02 AM PDT by Treeless Branch
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To: SSS Two

They’ll get my Sport Ute when they pry the keys from my cold dead fingers.


12 posted on 07/16/2016 7:06:21 AM PDT by sportutegrl
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To: SSS Two

And smart truck technology. For example, maybe a security feature that only allows certain people to use the truck like a key. Oh wait, never mind trucks already have keys and that didn’t stop thus guy.


13 posted on 07/16/2016 7:07:25 AM PDT by dhs12345
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In reality, Muzzies are getting PAID to drive trucks and school buses all over the US.

So getting one for a terror attack isn’t too difficult I’d guess.


14 posted on 07/16/2016 7:10:38 AM PDT by nascarnation
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To: dynachrome

I need a truck for self defense against Smart Car drivers.


15 posted on 07/16/2016 7:12:01 AM PDT by jazminerose (oective)
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To: dynachrome

#12...Trucks should not be named Laurie.


16 posted on 07/16/2016 7:12:49 AM PDT by moovova
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To: nascarnation

Yup. Trucks and busses are too plentiful. Time to round them up and send them all to the crusher. Then we can all feel safe again.


17 posted on 07/16/2016 7:18:27 AM PDT by dhs12345
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To: dynachrome

“No one needs a truck this large.”

The exception would be human trafficking swine who are bringing freedom seeking illegals across our open borders.


18 posted on 07/16/2016 7:35:53 AM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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To: dynachrome

I wonder if a new business model could pop up: firearm rentals, like automobile rentals.


19 posted on 07/16/2016 7:50:26 AM PDT by Real Cynic No More (Border Fence Obamacare!)
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To: dynachrome

Was it an automatic?


20 posted on 07/16/2016 7:59:56 AM PDT by ArcadeQuarters ("Immigration Reform" is ballot stuffing)
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