Kuntzman Cries! The perils of everyday life, as seen by Gersh Kuntzman

6/23/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

Gersh Kuntzman, a faltering lily from the New York Post, wrote a meek and scared little article on his experiences firing an AR-15. Here is a sample:

The recoil bruised my shoulder, which can happen if you don't know what you're doing. The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face. The smell of sulfur and destruction made me sick. The explosions — loud like a bomb — gave me a temporary form of PTSD. For at least an hour after firing the gun just a few times, I was anxious and irritable.

Someone then created a mocking satire piece of Mr. Gersh Kuntzman driving a Prius. It is printed below:

I decided to enter the funhouse. Here are my three entries:

[7MMmag]

>>>I found one, I created four. :)<<<

The one you found, and the excellent three which you first presented; all but as prelude, intro, chorus and reprise leading to crashing crescendo of Masterpiece.

Number 4 was tops. Or maybe just over the top, but I liked it so much I got confused.

(the slight spelling error went unnoticed, like an extra, or double-note among a run of many)

It's getting to be around beer 30. Occurs near top of the hour in my locale...

Seeya'

[Slings and Arrows]

Got rinkee, prease?

[day10]

To gun lovers, you can't even have an opinion on assault rifles — unless it's theirs. Here's the proof

I stand corrected, not dated today, but a follow up nonetheless.

[x]

✔

[martin_fierro]

Aw, shucks, thanks, but I also stole it from elsewhere < |:D~

[martin_fierro]

[Lazamataz]

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[Lazamataz]

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[Little Bill]

One of your better ones Laz, keep it up.

[Lazamataz]

Ok, this one did it. Please add me to your ping list. :)

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[boop]

LMFAO!

What's even funnier is that he wrote a follow up article bemoaning how people made fun of him, and how much it hurt his feelings.

They even called him a "little girl".

Liberals, they are so ridiculous that they can't be parodied.

I mean that literally.

You aren't allowed to make fun of them.

[Lazamataz]

Please add me to your ping list.

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[Slings and Arrows]

Thanks!

[Lazamataz]

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You already are!

[2111USMC]

EXCELLENT!

[TheOldLady]

Top of your game, as usual, my dear friend. You have me in
stitches, along with everyone else on the thread. But that’s
par for the course because you’re simply brilliant as ever.

;-)

[Lazamataz]

:^) hugznkizzez

[TheOldLady]

Oooh! Laz, that tickles! :)

[freedumb2003]

Link?

This is great stuff!

[Kozak]

Kuntzman is the perfect name for that pussy .